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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Methven AWOL assistant manager gone head coach gone, Ross on notice possibly Dych to be in, this load of money men not messing around they want to be in the big boys league asap. That magic carpet has made a stop over at the SOL bells ringing and all aboard, still ringing in the ears Man City 2 here we come.<party><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You have to love mackems.

    My mackem mate James from Houghton has been on to me today. All the usual banter/guff saying they are coming for us etc. Then he was deadly serious when he assured me Sunderland will be playing CL football within 4 years such is the magnitude of this takeover.

    He couldn't understand why I was crying with laughter. I suggested maybe keeping expectations low to avoid disappointment, aim a bit lower. Like maybe getting out of the third tier first and foremost...
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    does James have Ginger hair and is married to Tracie
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

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    Haway man, we've had years in solitary confinement ...
    ... this is like early parole
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Nah James is one of those clinging to an island of hair on the top of his bonce. He needs to bic it. He split up with his missus last year after rogering one of the neighbours. ****ing mackems eh.
     
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  6. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Scoff all you like, but it's Champions League footy** and free laptops** all round!!

    ** = Not saying when, like...
     
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    Or by who?

    :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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  11. Ben 10

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    Meanwhile they can't even beat a bunch of kids at home. Too busy noncing them I expect
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

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    hello little boy would you like a lollipop...........<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Glow-knackering penalty :)
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    warm glow i've got a heat rash watching this lot,its like men versus boys, bet Brighton can't wait for half time to come out with their carpet slippers on, its that easy, hope they dont take pity on them,lock yer horses away, policemen guarding the sheet displays i love it, agent Bruce we love you
     
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  15. Delusional Full Stop

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    Oh well, it looked a funny comment when it was posted. Pity games last for 90 minutes. Thought you would have realised that after your late penalty against the waifs and straifs of Bolton to snatch a draw.

    <laugh>
     
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    The billionaire champions league team drew with Bolton. A team playing their admins staff and toilet cleaners cos they don’t have any footballers left <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    B b b but we’re stinking rich Marra <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Oh and 6 in a row Marra <laugh><laugh>
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> just wait till the transfer window opens.<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    27% possession stats stink.......<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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