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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> And massive forearms dont forget.
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Lol the other day I mentioned that Sunlun was on the brink of admin. They kinda thought I was just wumming.

    Now the entire board is shaking cos it's looking like Sunlun is on the brink of admin <laugh><laugh>

    No brainer init lads, large expensive stadium that doesnt even approach half capacity, a large training ground that produces no stars, skint owners and division ****in 3.

    Now they're shutting the academy and furloughing staff?<laugh><laugh>
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

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    I'd soil myself if they went into administration.
     
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  5. boxheed

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    Started watching series 2 of the Netflix comedy last night, just to bring myself down and get rid of the positivity
    The new messiah really got their juices flowing and the pink seats debacle got them really sucked in
    Fast forward to now and they would crucify him given half a chance
    After Wigan yesterday, this is the first of many clubs unfortunately that will be proper in the ****
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The pink seats stuff is funny. They got all defensive about it at the time saying it was a great way to get a togetherness going etc.

    Now its "we should have known then".

    I agree the rest of us certainly did <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. cronemeister

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    I'm sure it was pointed out to them at the time like...****ing hilarious. I bet it was that clown Methven's idea.

    SD - Charlie, i've bought a job lot of red seats off of ebay to replace the pink ones in the ground, see if you can get a price to get them replaced as cheaply as possible
    CM - Nee bother.
    SD - emphasis on the "cheaply as possible" bit mate.
    CM - Gotcha

    a short while later.......

    CM - here boss, i've had a cracking idea
    SD - what about?
    CM - replacing the seats
    SD - i've ****ing bought them now, this better not be some half arsed scheme that's gonna leave me out of pocket...I need to buy some strikers man
    CM - nah it's cracking man, why don't we get the fans to help replace them
    SD - eh?
    CM - get.....the.....fans.....to.....help.......replace.......them !!
    SD - how much am I paying you?
    CM - it's a cracking idea man, will cost us next to nowt
    SD - they'll never buy it
    CM - well you know how I like a good drink like?
    SD - ****ing hell, here we go! Haway then.......
    CM - well, we could chuck on a BBQ and a few beers and that and invite the fans in to the ground. I've got some cracking Ibiza dance choons we can blast out over the PA whilst it's gannin on.....(CM starts throwing some shapes whilst playing Tiesto on his iPhone)...the fans will love it
    SD - **** me
    CM - is that a yes then?
    SD - i want nowt to do with it, sort it out yersell
    CM - cracking, cheers boss

    I reckon it went down exactly like that....like the chuckle brothers them two like.
     
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    Pretty much summed up what was shown in the Netflix comedy:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Afternoon, all. Been off the board for 3 months. Have I missed much, or just more of the usual...?
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    nothing has changed just the usual
    having a laugh at the Makems implosion on their board (part 12)

    hope all is well with you and you haven't been touched by the lurgy <ok>
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Well I've missed a bit but this thread has been a bit dead. I'd love to say its because we've decided to stop kicking you lot when you're down, but the truth is we've been distracted by another fakeover.
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Yeah, it's been dull. You're not going down and we're not going anywhere. Even STID2 failed to capture the excitement of a season with two Wembley trips in it.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I thought the first series was good, not sure about the second.
     
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  15. jimileysbaldhead

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    Eh up Sid, how's it hangin?
    Hope you're ok and the Fullers hasn't got the better of you.... <ok>
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Strange gif from Mr. "Its not happening" over here
     
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    I can dream
     
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  18. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Wotcha Jim. I am off for the first ESB in many moons tomorrow (Saturday) at the King & Queen just down the road from my gaff. Cannat wait...!
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    good to see you Sid and hope you and the family are safe. Enjoy!
     
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  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Just heard on Talk Sport - talking to Micky Gray
    that the Adult Toy industry has seen an 82% increase in sales to Sunderland during the lockdown

    Just goes to prove there is an awful lot of dicks in Sunderland <laugh>
     
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