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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    And getting beat by Burton and a man in a bra.
     
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  2. Ben 10

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    Have you ever seen a mackem crying on Netflix?

    Yep
     
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  3. LiamO

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    Mackems, You languish in the ****ty arse-end of the football league and you have the temerity to criticize your local superior club. Get a grip!
    You will always be the very poor relations, in football and prestige terms to Newcastle.
    Get over it.
    Stick to shagging family members, something you are Premier League level at, and move on, or down.!<laugh>
     
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  4. Ben 10

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    Flicking through the channels during the Champions League half time, and they're showing the Charlton playoff final <laugh>

    Not the recent 1 which saw them cry on Netflix, the 1 from the 90s where local hero Micky Gray fluffed his penalty
     
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    Even Wagner know about the Mackem love for the ‘family’...
     
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  7. VespaPiaggio

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    Sunderland favourites for League 1.
    Money to be had if they get off to a flier.
     
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    VespaPiaggio, Aug 19, 2020
  8. Commachio

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    that must be gordon, before i got another ban<laugh>

    i've got more ban from than site than all you lot together<laugh>

    i only made about 6 posts, haha.

    i'm ashamed off that board.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    were you banned just in case?
     
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    It's certainly not the craic it used to be.
     
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  11. VespaPiaggio

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    So the mackems start their Turd successive season in the Turd Division against the mighty Bristol Rovers.

    On Saturday, the Heed welcome the mackems to town, thankfully, Covid prevents their knacker fans turning up. £5 to stream the event to help the Heed's coffers.

    Come on the Heed.
     
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  12. Welshie

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    The **** is a Heed
     
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    <doh>
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Like I get the slang, its pretty common

    But why the **** are people calling Bristol rovers Heed
     
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    <laugh> I forgot you're not from around here.

    Tomorrow, Sunderland are away to Gateshead in a local derby.
    Gateshead, where many of us come from, are known as the Heed.
     
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    You. A heed the ball!
     
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    Ahhh **** **** what a dumb ass moment

    Gatesheed

    But still i dont follow division 3 teams so id have no idea
     
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    Welshie, Aug 21, 2020
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    Howay the Heed
     
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    Heed slice the mackem defence wide open to draw level.
    Sign of things to come.
     
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    VespaPiaggio, Aug 22, 2020
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    Sounds like the mackems are struggling against the Heed
     
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