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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    And you gave the poor lads red and white shirts ffs!

    Do you take donations? I'd give a couple of football shirts or a couple of quid

    I don't punch horses, just mackems
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Steve Kimpoki i send or give him when im there 25 euros a month thats a months pay for a lot of them , steve was a hit and run by a car that left him with a brain injury and he needs medication, i gave him a job helping out around my house feed him and give him groceries once a month for his family, unfortunately that's the best i can do as there are always good causes every week and when your there you can stop the scroungers from the real ones.
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    no i couldn't afford it any more so got in touch with a charity who look after them now, they are on face book, but have been informed that David Kimani who was left as treasurer has stolen the money and done a runner, you have to be there to make it work well
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    4 days before i left for Germany i was sitting at the Nakumat cafe in Kalifi an old lady about 80 or older dressed in rags with a carrier bag of possessions on her back tied to her head came in, she asked for the stale samosa she was chased away by the manger and a waiter was pushing her out i saw red slapped the waiter then sat the old dear next to me bought her a meal and drink and she told me her story, she had her own house the husband died and the guy the daughter married took her title deed kicked her out and sold her house, as she had fleas and had been sleeping rough, i got the lads to clear out the external storage where i keep the cleaning kit for the pool , i asked a neighbour lady if she could help getting her cleaned up, I have paid for a solicitor to fight her case, in the mean time she can stay where she is and ill feed her its not much, but the best i can do at the moment was told yesterday she has an abscess in her mouth and has to see a dentist.
     
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  5. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    I didn't read that you're in league one
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    **** happens like you and Newcastle we never seem to get a break football wise, when i was a young lad my dad used to take me to both Sunderland and Newcastle matches but over time the hate coming from the younger ones had the older ones who should know better joining in then it all went tits up around 10 years ago all the banter stopped and hate set in , it got to me as well so i went tribal, looking back now it was dopey and we didn't need it a lot marry each others supporters bet there are a few guys on here who's daughters have married a makem
     
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

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    True. Chippy’s father in law, Jim.
     
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  9. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Sorry did you say something down there
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    smart arse ok i can play there as well
     
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  11. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    No nothing sorry I thought Id stepped on something insignificant for a second
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    half arsed reply is that cos

    It'd take 2 of you to make an asshole
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Roger the Todger <laugh>
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    FIXED FOR YOU
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Aye, mate, you defo are a big todger! <laugh>
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    well its definitely too small a pond for me here ive been waiting 10 mins for Capt Mainwong to reply i have 3 insults ready to fire back at him already youll have to tell him to put his **** mag down and play the game properly
     
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  17. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    It'd take 2 promotions for your **** club to be in the same league
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Two things here Roger: 1) Captain is too clever for you 2) You keep tripping yourself up without realising it (are you pissed?)
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell 15 mins of my life ive waited for THAT your not very good at this , some advice be nice as your replies here will have the whole board laughing at you and taking the piss boy you bad at this i was going to say pathetic but that word is too good for your input
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    well he is coming across as the Irish mastermind champion
     
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