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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    looks like they will have to Piss the Turd Division next season <laugh>
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Howay lads don't take the p!ss, they're 9th in division 3 I'll have you know. They'll be hoping the season finishes now through covid then they can brag about finishing in the top half.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jan 19, 2021
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    By my reckoning, the mackems have picked up 11 points from a pissible (yes pissable) 33 at home in the Turd this season <laugh> Relegation form <laugh>
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    next three games are all against teams who are above them
    Peterborough Ipswich and Crewe
    the only thing a know about Crewe is the train station
    lets hope they get a good shunting and pushed into the sidelines
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jan 19, 2021
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    oh Aye

    there was a Toon Kid playing for Plymouth as well <laugh>

    Well done Kelland Watts :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    A hahaha
     
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    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    Hilarious
     
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  8. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    I see you’ve been undergoing some training in bad jokes, first class!
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Let's all get aboard on this.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jan 19, 2021
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

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    Looks like he's hit the buffers.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Mackems sure running out of steam <laugh>
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    When the Mackems run out of steam there's a fair chance they won't get above their station and accept mid time table mediocrity.
     
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    Ivor feeling it's all going to end in tears for the Mackems...
     
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    Apparently they've already approached Casey Jones to take over from Johnson.
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    If they drop any further they could find themselves playing
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
    in the Welsh League
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    All aboard the Plymouth Express! <laugh>
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Can you drop so low they just physically move the city of Sunderland to Wales? <confused>
     
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  20. cronemeister

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    Their manager is gonna lose the plot soon like. Won't be long before he's fingering his kids for not putting in a performance. Wouldn't be the first Johnson associated with the club like to be fair.
     
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