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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Spaces between Sidthemackem, you knacker. And you are in the Turd Division, still :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    This fella could do with a lesson on the use of a colon.

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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> Post of the year so far <laugh><laugh><laugh> Anyone reckon the young dumper is sonofsidthemackem?
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    To be fair, Sid is a decent sort and good for proper banter. If it was Sid's lad and he drank Fuller's like his dad, there would have been sh!te covered Mackems within a 10 metre radius.
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Personal choice, not incorrect grammar, you utter teapot.
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    The colon's functioning well; it's the brain that seems to be lacking, somewhat...
     
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  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Got a bunch of duplicates, for some reason...?
     
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  10. Julio

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    This lad though
     

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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Howayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Ipswich <laugh>
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Ah! I see you have resumed kiss-of-death duties DD :)
     
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  13. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Nowt worse than a mis-spelt borrd, Julio <laugh>
     
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  14. Ben 10

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    Bet it was you that banned me a few weeks ago from your board <laugh>
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Kiss-of-death duties? Why, I have almost single-handedly 'cursed' you lot into the good ol' Turd Division (I may have had a little help from your crap players along the way). Oh, and all hail the Glow! After all these years, it's still working its magic :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  16. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I used to think Sunderland were a yo-yo club. PL to championship back to PL then back to the championship and so on.

    I was mistaken.

    It was a toilet flushing and swirling round and round before plop. Down it goes.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    statistically the Mackems are in the worst run in the history of their club. That must really hurt. Especially for some of the flaky over sensitives that live their life on the SAFC board.

    be humble... spare a thought at this dark time in their history...
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What? Be John Humble? <yikes>
     
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  19. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Never banned anyone, mate. I don't think threads on any team's board should be hijacked by wums, but that is not the same as stopping visiting fans from posting their two penneth when they feel like it. I only post on this thread on the NUFC board, as I can't imagine having a mackem posting all over the place would be welcome, but this one's dedicated to taking the piss and so seems fair game to me. Although I do wonder, from time to time, why I cast my pearls before you swine...
     
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  20. General Lee Speaking 1st

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    Could some kind soul please remind me what division the Mackems are in?
     
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