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  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Since 1970. Some good bits in 50 years of hurt!
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    And Ha'way the dirty Leeds!!

    The work of Agent Bruce (remember that one Albert?) is nearly done...
     
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  2. Judge Death

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    You're not wrong there Sid, but I think it's circumstance because I can't believe for one second that useless, cabbage faced twonk could actually plan that far ....
     
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  3. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Since 1970. Some good bits in 50 years of hurt!
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    Can't argue with that, JD. His history at NUFC is almost a mirror image of that at SAFC. Decent start, followed by a gradual decline. Watch out though, because that gradual decline got a bit steep at the end...
     
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    Hopefully we can terminate the steep decline (with extreme prejudice) but not feeling it's going to happen right now ...

    Fingers crossed this new bloke comes in, gives him a drugged pasty or bacon sarnie and quietly locks in the boot of his car until May
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

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    If results go against them tonight, will the Sunderland lads disappear from sight of this thread, as hath been noticed in the past? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  6. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Since 1970. Some good bits in 50 years of hurt!
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    We really should, but your form keeps any NE bragging rights pretty much equally non-existent. 5 in a row tonight, against Dorty Leeeeeeeeeeeds...?
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Our form? We would have to lose a helluva lot more to sink to where you lot are. Why do think hardly any mackems come on this thread anymore? Although there's always one...and at the moment, that's you.
     
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    Need a result tonight. Dont wanna piss this kid off
     

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  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Since 1970. Some good bits in 50 years of hurt!
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    Giving it a good go, to be fair...
     
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    Why's a turd division midtable clash on Sky?
     
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  11. Hung,Drawn and Quartered

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    not sure why they were on sky
    but they were hanging on right up to the end against an Ipswich team
    that were reduced to 10 men from the 10th minute
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath Well-Known Member

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    And, despite their best run in ages, they still aren't in the play-off positions :emoticon-0117-talki
     
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  13. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Since 1970. Some good bits in 50 years of hurt!
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    Can't blame you guys for laughing. Get it while you can.

    Newcastle's last 11 games: P11 W0 D2 L9 (including a Brucie bonus of losing to Brentford in the LC).

    Sid James Park may not be in the 3rd tier, but you can see it from there...
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

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    It is a measure of just how **** you lot have been over the last five years that we can still laugh at you. Despite our own ****tiness.
     
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    Sidthemackem Since 1970. Some good bits in 50 years of hurt!
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    Yes, it's as if the club in the frying pan is mocking the club in the fire. I'm very upset...
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Two leagues below. You lot sound like a Jules Verne novel.
     
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    Sidthemackem Since 1970. Some good bits in 50 years of hurt!
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    Not convinced there's a reply to this peculiar comment, so I shall confine myself to hoping for a restoration of the derby next season. Bruce is certainly up to the challenge of relegation, so I hope we can oblige. In the meantime, here's your half-term report from the BBC to brighten up your day:

    Newcastle United

    Dismal, joyless and heading straight into big, big trouble unless something changes fast - but will it? No sign of unloved owner Mike Ashley going anywhere with much-derided manager Steve Bruce seemingly powerless to drag the Magpies out of their inertia.

    Bruce is in trouble but Ashley is so far unmoved and probably won't be until Premier League status is seriously threatened, which will be very soon on current evidence.

    Striker Callum Wilson has shown flashes but barely gets any service. Newcastle are without a win in 10 games and falling towards the relegation zone fast.

    Phil McNulty's pre-season prediction: 12th

    Newcastle's current position: 16th

    Half-term report card: Dreadful. If things do not improve Newcastle and Bruce will have a full-on relegation fight on their hands… if the manager survives.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop It’s about to happen....
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    My season review so far:

    We're ****ter than ****.
    As predicted.
    Bruce out.
    Charnley out.
    Ashley Out.
    Masks oot.
    #beelin'
     
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  19. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Since 1970. Some good bits in 50 years of hurt!
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    My season review so far:

    Meh.

    Still, we're in the quarter finals of some obscure Pizza-related trophy, so another possible trip to Wembley and consequential disappointment beckons...
     
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