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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. jimileysbaldhead

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    Merry Christmas Mackems.

     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Merry Christmas Sid <cracker> Have a cracker fella <ok>
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    that's not nice giving him Smug ? <laugh>
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Just been over the wall for a gander
    One very sad bastard over there, he's even written to the church complaining FFS <doh>
    I think he has some serious problems


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    "Their imbeciles exist on every level from politicians to priests.

    I've just written to the church asking for their view on one of their clerics who writes prayers about Mike Ashley and the club. This sad little dope actually asked God to rid NUFC of Ashley and help them in their 'suffering'. As a Christian I find that offensive enough but I'd like to know what he has to say about the new owners.

    I'll pursue him until he's forced to give me an answer or badger the church to respond.

    This is his prayer ffs <doh>

    “Dear Father in Heaven
    Listen to our prayer in the midst of our suffering.
    To be at St James Park is where we want to be. To win is great. To see passion, excitement, endeavour and skill is ecstatic. To lose is always terrible. It takes some time to recover. But now we are being attacked from within. We are more financially secure now, but the cost is great. No involvement in cups is allowed. Best players sold. Mediocre mid-table finish is what is demanded.
    The balance sheet has become the most important thing. But this is not what we want.
    And so Heavenly Father, grant that the owner will see more to this than profit and balance sheet. That there is more to life than money. It’s about families and belonging. Being happy. If you spend your hard-earned money on a match ticket, it’s an insult to witness passionless, mercenary football. Our family is Newcastle. Give us what we want.
    But, if he is not prepared to change Heavenly Father, give him the insight to know it’s time to go.
    Give us a new owner who will take our spirit and not crush it but revive it. Give us someone who will not rename our stadium from St James Park, not change the colour of our strip. Not rebrand us into something we are not.
    We’ve had highs and lows. Notably the Fairs Cup. That was a great year. But too many lows.

    Help us now,

    Amen.”

    What a rat-faced little turd he is.


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    It didn't take long to find this

    https://www.sunderlandecho.com/spor...ites-promotion-prayer-ahead-play-final-374792

    He also created a prayer for when the team played Portsmouth at Wembley in March in the Checkatrade Trophy.

    "Strong and faithful God,
    As we come together as a city for this important match, we ask you to bless our team.
    Keep them safe from injury and harm, and keep in them in them respect for each other, and reward them for their perseverance.
    Thank you for the passion and loyalty of Sunderland fans, grant them peace and joy this Sunday.
    Lead us all to the rewards of your kingdom where you live and reign for ever and ever.
    Amen."

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    Just because our vicar was more successful with his prayers than his <laugh>

    I wonder if he is going to write to the Vatican citing breach of trust <laugh>
     
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  6. Welshie

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    Smug is a sanctimonious buffoon with an ego the size of the stadium of light.

    What he doesn't tell you is he's a skinny old fart who wears socks with his sandals, his missus beats the **** outta him and his kids find him awkward.
     
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh><laugh>
    The bloke's a complete and utter bellend.
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I don’t understand this thread?
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    been under a rock?
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I’ve never really contributed to it as I don’t understand it’s purpose.
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    its about laughing at the mackems.
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

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    It's purpose is to mock SAFC and to be mocked back in return.

    Basically, it's a mocking thread/exercise in futility.

    I quite like it...
     
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    Oh ok.
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    hes also almost 70 and looks like colonel sanders the KFC guy judging by the pics I’ve seen on the Mackem board back in the day.
     
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    I guess the problem is, that means they need to stay for the full 90mins ....
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    2-3 volunteers?

    best fans in the world my arse.
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    oh! but the weather's not good and it's getting near Christmas
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    The three wise men were Mackems don't you know.

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