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Warm weather training camp announced

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Hamish McMagdad, Jan 13, 2022.

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  1. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    After Leeds game, the club is to fly out for a warm weather training camp and PR Campaign in Saudi.

    I expect the players to be playing the next 2 games like their life depend on it.......literally :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Hamish McMagdad, Jan 13, 2022
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  2. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    I can see the headlines now

    Some of those dozy bastards will be caught on the piss up
     
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    boxheed, Jan 13, 2022
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  3. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Aye - it's not a training camp, it's an intelligence test.

    Cheaper than paying out the ****ers' contracts.
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Jan 13, 2022
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  4. boxheed

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    Or some may just disappear….
     
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  5. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Don't need to go to Saudi for that - most of them seem to disappear after ten minutes of the first half...
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Jan 13, 2022
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  7. Ben 10

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    Can they behead Laselles and Hayden please
     
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    Pretty sure Lascelles is already headless.
     
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    And Shelvey I'm sick of that ****.

    It'll never get better until he's dropped..
     
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    Rudekid, Jan 13, 2022
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

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    Damn!! I thought Jak was having an open house for the Prediction League members.

    :(
     
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

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    I remember McClaren doing this in 2016 and them coming back and managing to play even worse than they were before.

    If Lascelles happens to end up in a gulag, we'll just forget he ever existed.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jan 13, 2022
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    Wet season here - its ****ing freezing. Got down to 26degC yesterday.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jan 14, 2022
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    Why? Then Lascelles will be sh!t in the air as well as on the ground.
     
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    Baltic!
     
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    Just had a 6.6 level earthquake very close to here about 1hr ago as well. Had the whole house rocking and the water coming over the sides of the swimming pool. Freakish cool weather and earthquakes. Its clearly the end of the world.
     
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    Yeah, swimming pools are a right pain in the arse to look after :biggrin:
     
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    They're also overrated.. They look good but just like a bath once you've got in you're out asap
     
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  18. Delusional Full Stop

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    It’s okay Chippy is only in the Middle East. He’s not planning on traveling to the Far East.
     
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    Overrated by who? Ours is used loads. Kids will spend all day in it and Mrs swims every day when she is here. Designed ours ourselves so its same depth all the way at 1.6m so great for just exercise swimming.
     
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  20. Hamish McMagdad

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    Unless they have a bar and a load of fit looking blart I don't even use them on holiday/work.
     
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    Hamish McMagdad, Jan 14, 2022
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