Warning ! - this may be distressing

I went out for a run this evening, which took me along the street in Aberdeen I grew up in. Imagine my horror to stumble across this, with other Skate merchandise on the windscreen.



Maybe this individual is attracted by the smell from the fish market, or he`s trying to get as far away from Portsmouth as possible. Couldn`t he do the decent thing and go to Grimsby, or Outer Mongolia or somewhere ? He`s obviously not wired up right - how can I get rid of him ?

 

I think you'll have to befriend him. He'll give you something to laugh at throughout what may be a long hard 2nd half of the season.

 

....it is the season of good will and all that, I suppose.

 

How very distressing for you. Probably an ex Rangers fan deciding to support a club richer than his old club.

Tell me did he have a hard job replacing his four slashed tyres and broken car windows and is there a body repair company nearby to repair the scratch marks all along each side?

 

Ha-ha !. I`m a Saint and wouldn`t stoop to such Skate-like antics, Godders.

 

Maybe he was lost.He should never have purchased that sat nav from a chav at havant on market day.