Is everyone still pretending they're scandenavian and got laminate floors everywhere ?? If so what floor cleaner do use ? I wax mine.. i am transitioning back to carpets in line with the EU exit.... more comfy and warm especially with a quality underlay.
I'm just jelous if your wisdom.. i would have tried fixing it my stabbing the controls with a screwdriver and putting my foot through it before saying " there you go now youve done it havent you" " "15 years ive been putting up with my own dishes and now this"