Who's going to do the clapping and fistbumps with captain sh!tferbrains out? And who's going to give away daft penalties?
Ritchie, without a shadow of a doubt, for both the back slapping, fist bumping, cheerleading ****e and giving away the pens.
He's 34 and had a bad injury. I'd still wager he'd be more useful than some of the clowns in our squad