Weather Update!!!

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  1. UTRs

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    Thought we should have a weather update thread to compliment Aussie's News Flash.

    I will give you the latest weather updates so that you can plan your day ahead<ok>

    Anyway here you go...

     
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    And the local Barnsley outlook...

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    Actual satellite image of a storm...

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    One of Aussies farts in this satellite images...
     
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    The weather looks alright on the moon, judging by these 2 recently taken images :emoticon-0100-smile 2016-11-24-07-11-49--1622886192.jpg images-2.jpg
     
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    I see that Uranus is covered in thick fog ...... or did you just let one rip?
     
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    Oh, forgot to mention ..... you can shove your weather up your date!
    Get it?
    Weather update !
    Ha, me make longtime joke!
    Me Mr Humourarse.
     
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    Tit images-3.jpg
     
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    I hear the weather for this weekend is light rain, light winds from the east at 10 knots, moving to heavy cyclonic winds from my arrse at 30 knots by sunset.
     
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    I think that should read 'heavy colonic winds' <laugh>
     
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    Local short range weather outlook, just look out your window<ok>
     
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    heads it will rain
    tails it wont


    oops
    i mean there is a 50% chance of precipitation
     
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    Not if you live in Barbados, like I don't :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Warm outside, cool inside
     
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    Big humidity here in Oz ................ a big sweaty around the old genitalia as we speak.
     
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    You need a can of scrotiefresh, just spray around the testie area for a cool + dry freshness<laugh>

    I actually have come up with a solution to this problem! You know when you get something delivered which is electronic like computer parts or say a HI-FI? Anyway you get these "do not eat me" bags which stop moisture and absorb it as to stop damage to the product! Well just collect a few of these bags from your deliveries and put them in your underwear on a hot humid day, this should keep you testicular are dry and sweat free!

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    Bingo, job done<ok>

    Why they print do not eat on the bag baffles me. What d!ckhead opens up a delivery of say a new computer sound card for example and they see this little bag. They then think "Oh cool, they have sent me a very little food parcel with my soundcard , how kind and thoughtful of them to do this.

    Anyway I can confirm it tastes like rotten salmon so thats why they must put do not eat on the bag:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    I'm thinking about buying a new 'puter now, just to help to keep my knackers dry . . . . cheers, Greg :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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