Weekend #3

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I am cream crackered after a week of looking after the puppy. Trying to train crate train her but it means me and Mrs Grove need to take it in turns to kip on the couch because the dog wakes up every 4 hours to be taken out for a piss.

    Also trying to train the little fecker not to bite me (the dog, not Mrs Grove) as she has a gob full of evil little needles and tests everything by chewing it.

    Grove Junior needs football boots so I shall be chavving it up at Sports Direct tomorrow.

    How are your weekends panning out?
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    This is your most popular thread ever. Well done <ok>
     
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  3. Benoit Blanc

    Benoit Blanc 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    You keep a puppy in a cage?

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  4. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    After 3 days in Duisburg, I'm shattered...so doing **** all this weekend .

    Quick pint tonight and then nowt .
     
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  5. Pish Flaps

    Pish Flaps not606's best fighter

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    I keep my puppy in a hamsters ball
     
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  6. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    *Baws
     
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  7. Pish Flaps

    Pish Flaps not606's best fighter

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    any good?
     
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  8. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    Nothing planned apart from something, possibly.
     
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  9. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Duisburg...seems nice enough. Prefer Dusseldorf...

    Was working , so only seen parts of city
     
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  10. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    Limited to getting around because you're a fat ****ing mess.
     
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  11. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    True ....

    But I can travel with special equipment and booking two seats.

    You can't travel due to numerous sex offences putting you on no fly zone.

    Pity, we could have met and shared a few pitchers of beer.
     
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  12. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    I travel in my head all the time. I am cerebral unlike you you ****ing blob.
     
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  13. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    *Palsy
     
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  14. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    Was in my bed last night for back of 9 and woke up this morning at 8:10 so no sleeping this weekend probably.

    Ending my 24hr fast by going to Nandos tonight with the family and Bernadette's new taig boyfriend <steam>
    Declan and I going to the Old Lady tonight to watch The Mighty Bears.
    Gym tomorrow morning then Declan's got a game at noon.
    Going TV shopping in the afternoon for the wee hoos.
    Julie and I going into town tomorrow night for dinner then to cinema.
    Sunday, got the family coming up for dinner so will be pished for 2pm.

    Thanks
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    No anal? :frown:
     
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  16. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Quite common actually. It saves having the dog take a sh.it all over your house but if that isn't a problem for you then feel free to let them roam and get used to stepping in dog muck.

    Crate training also familiarises the dog with having to get in and out of a crate which takes away the fear of being taken out or to the vet. It is also recommended by the RSPCA.
     
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  17. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    Par for the course my Froggy friend.
     
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  18. Pish Flaps

    Pish Flaps not606's best fighter

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    what gym do you go to?
     
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  19. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    Same one as you :bandit:
     
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  20. Pish Flaps

    Pish Flaps not606's best fighter

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    village? Welcome aboard, buddy.
     
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