Weekend predictions

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  1. Tobes

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    Pretty sure we had one of these threads before, but I’m ****ed if I can find it.

    Anyway, a bit of competition for the weekend, which will no doubt deliver some shocking shouts just for the bantz but here goes.

    C&P the chosen fixtures and post your projected scorelines.

    Rules: 2 points for predicting the correct outcome, 5 points for the correct score. Bonus points - which team will score the earliest goal, and which side will collect the most bookings 3 points each.




    Sunday / Monday Matchday 14 - The ‘what is it? ****e Red Bull mate’ Cup Final Special

    Wolves 0 vs Burnleh 4
    Leeds 0 vs Red Manc rats 0
    Villa 2 vs WBA 2
    Blue Manc rats 1 vs Who the **** invited them in? Rats 0
    Reading 2 vs Swansea 2
    Lesta 2 vs Palace 1

    Earliest goal - Villa
    Most bookings - dirty Leeds

    League Table 14

    PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 points - 8 points - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 117
    SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 points - 4 points - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 115
    Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 points - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 102
    Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 points - - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 95
    Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 points - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 89

    BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 points - 2 points - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 86
    China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 -:79
    Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 76
    Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 75
    RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72
    Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 66
    Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 points - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 56
    West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21
    Saff - 10 - 9- 19


    Matchday 15 fixtures

    Palace 0 vs Citeh 2
    Brighton 2 vs Leeds 0
    Chelsea 2 vs Fulham 0
    Everton 1 vs Villa 2
    Brentford 2 vs Watford 0
    Stoke 0 vs QPR 2

    Bookings Villa
    First goal Chelsea

    Matchday 16

    Rangers 4 vs Celtic 1
    The Toon 0 vs Arsenal 2
    Spurs 4 vs Sheff U 0
    Man U vs the red ****e - cancelled
    West Brom 1 vs Wolves 1
    Burnley 1 vs West Ham 2

    Bookings Celtic
    First goal - Arsenal

    League Table 16

    SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 points - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 137
    PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 points - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 135
    Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 points - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 112
    BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 points - 2 points - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 112
    Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 points - - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 111

    Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 points - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 110
    China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 89
    Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 88
    Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 84
    Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85
    Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 points - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 75
    RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72
    Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 43
    West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21


    Matchday 17 - Doomsday with tears (shame there’ll be no close ups)

    Leeds 3 vs Spuds 1
    Sheff U 0 vs Palace 2
    Citeh 1 vs Chelsea 2
    Red ****e 2 vs Roll over Soton 0
    Derby 3 vs Sheff Weds 3
    Cardiff 1 vs Rotherham 1

    Most bookings - Sheff Weds
    Earliest goal - Palace

    League Table 17

    SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 9 - 146
    PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 5 - 140
    BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 points - 2 - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 15 - 127
    Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 points - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 7 - 119
    Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 8 - 119
    Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 points - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 114
    China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 98
    Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 9 - 93
    Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 4 - 92
    Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85
    Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 points - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 85
    RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72
    Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 12 - 55
    West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21



    Matchday 18 - League 1 play off special

    Wolves 2 vs Brighton 1
    Villa 1 vs United 3
    West Ham 0 vs Everton 1
    Arsenal 3 vs West Brom 1
    Oxford 4 vs Burton 0
    Portsmouth 0 vs Accrington 1
    Charlton 1 vs Hull 0

    Most bookings - Brighton
    Earliest goal - Oxford

    League Table 18

    SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 9 - 12 - 158
    PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 5 - 11 - 151
    BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 - 2 - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 15 - 6 -133
    Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 8 - 11 - 130
    Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 7 - 7 - 126
    Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 125
    China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 6 - 104
    Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 9 - 11 - 104
    Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 4 - 5 - 97
    Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 6 - 91
    Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85
    RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72
    Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 12 - 8 - 63
    West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21

    Matchday 19 - Cup Final / Guest sweaty fixtures Special

    Burnley 0 vs Leeds 4
    Soton 3 vs Fulham 1
    Brighton 1 vs West Ham 1
    Chavs 0 vs Lesta 1
    Hibs 0 vs Celtic 0
    Rangers 4 vs Aberdeen 0

    Most bookings - Celtic
    Earliest goal - The Hun

    League Table 19

    SOLID 11 points - 14 - 5 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 9 - 12 - 7 - 165
    PINKIE 7 points - 6 - 12 - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 5 - 11 - 13 - 164
    Gesa - 6 points - 12 - 4 - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 14 - 139
    BRB 7 points - 11 - 9 - 2 - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 15 - 6 - 4 - 137
    Welshie 4 points - 6 - 7 - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 8 - 11 - 7 - 137
    Tobes - 4 points - 5 - 12 - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 7 - 7 - 11 - 137
    Pieguts - 4 points - - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 9 - 11 - 7 - 111
    China Saint - 4 points - - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 6 - 4 - 108
    Chief 9 points - 5 points - - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 4 - 5 - 9 - 106
    Spurlock 4 points - 0 - 4 - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 6 - 5 - 96
    Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85
    RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72
    Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 12 - 8 - 4 - 67
    West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21


    Matchday 20 - The Chippy tits last hurrah / Play off special


    Palace vs Villa KO 12
    Spurs vs Wolves
    West Brom vs Red ****e
    Everton vs Sheff U
    Bournemouth vs Brentford
    Barnsley vs Swansea
     
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  2. Welshie

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    Burnleh vs Gooners 1-0, Burnleh most cards.

    Sheff U vs Soton 0-0 Sheff U most cards

    Villa vs Wolves 2-1 Villa score first

    Brighton v Leicester 0-2

    Bristol City v R's 3-1 Bristol score first

    Gills V Ipswich 0-2

    Sunderland v Rochdale 3-0

    4 points
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Burnley 1-2 Arsenal
    Sheff U 1-1 Soton
    Villa 2-1 Wolves
    Brighton 1-1 Leicester

    Haven't really got a danny about the others, but I'll have a punt.

    Bristol City 1-2 QPR
    Gills 1-3 Ipwich
    Sunderland 2-0 Rochdale

    Burnley earliest goal 6mins
    Also Burnley v Arsenal most cards.

    7 points
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    The prem teams are ****ing hard to predict, every single one has form all over the joint, the only two who dont are soton and sheff who are equally **** right now.

    Ipswich just got a new manager so I'm expecting a bounce against Gills
     
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    PINKIE Hilda Ogden of not606

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    Hang on, I've spotted a flaw.

    Do you mean which team will score earliest overall or in each game ? Coz if it's the former then Welshie is a ****ing cheating b'tard.
     
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    PINKIE Hilda Ogden of not606

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    Yeah PL is all over the shop.

    Burnley were pretty good against Lesta, so I reckon they'll score first against us. We've been pretty resilient at clawing our way back recently so I'm going for us to turn that one around.

    Soton look rudderless, any other team they were playing and I'd have predicted a loss for them, especially away. But it's Sheff Utd ...

    Reckon Lesta are having a bit of a wobble too, but I think they'll get a point at Brighton.

    Midlands Derby should be decent. Reckon Villa will edge it.
     
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    0-2 Burnleh vs The Gooners 12:30 KO

    2-3 Sheff U vs Soton

    2-2 Villa vs The Dingles

    1-0 Brighton vs Da Yoof

    2-1 Bristol City vs The Mighty ‘R’s

    0-1 Gillingham vs Ipswich (Gills have not scored against Ipswich in the last 6 meetings)

    3-0 Sunderland vs Rochdale (Sunderland surging forward at the mo)

    Earliest goal: Sunderland
    Most Bookings: Sheff Utd....not a clue on this one tbph

    7 points
     
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    Read the rules dumbnuts <whistle>
     
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    PINKIE Hilda Ogden of not606

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    Okay Arsenal then. We seem to be pretty good at collecting cards.
     
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    Burnley 0-2 Arsenal... dyche gifts those ****ers points every season

    Sheff U 1-0 Soton.... song stealers have forgotten how to score and defend

    Villa 1-2 Wolves...no greenish no win

    Brighton 0-1 Leicester ... Brighton couldn't score against us at the moment ffs

    Bristol City 1-2 QPR... got a soft spot for rangers

    Gills 1-0 Ipwich... don't wany BRB to ban me

    Sunderland 2-0 Rochdale ... about time they got promoted

    11 points
     
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    1-2 Burnleh vs The Gooners

    0-2 Sheff U vs Soton

    1-0 Villa vs The Dingles

    1-3 Brighton vs Da Yoof

    2-3 Bristol City vs The Mighty ‘R’s

    2-0 Gillingham vs Ipswich

    4-1 Sunderland vs Rochdale

    Earliest goal: QPR
    Most Bookings: Ipswich

    11 points
     
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    2-0 for the Gills <laugh>

    I really hope you are right, but Ipswich are in form and our record against them is really poor. I'll be happy if we pull that sort of score off though. <ok>
     
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    like i have any idea about Gillingham <laugh>
    honestly have very little idea where Gillingham is apart from somewhere in the South .
     
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  14. Tobes

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    Yeah that.

    @Welshie one for each category bro.
     
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    Just think Chatham Dockyard or the River Medway and you won't be far out <ok>

    Gillingham is a shhithole btw. They killed it about 40 years ago, with poor planning and an increase in social deprivation.
     
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    Sheff U vs Soton. 1-1

    Villa vs The Dingles 1-1

    Brighton vs Da Yoof 0-1

    Bristol City vs The Mighty ‘R’s 2-1

    Gillingham vs Ipswich 1-3

    Sunderland vs Rochdale 1-1

    4 points
     
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  17. Tel

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    Too late 4me today but defo worth doing long term, spice it up a bit with some flap predictions and rage points.
     
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    halfway there
     
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    I can't belive it mate. The person that scored was a young defender, not only that he has never scored a league goal!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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