weekend thread #41

What's everyone doing?A bit under the weather so no golf tomorrow,going into town in the morning to look into the windows of closed pubs and on the lookout for some winter woolies.

BTW John Lennon would be 80 today,imagine that! @EasterRoad1980

 

I'm going to be busy writing the second instalment of my autobiography. So it's going to be fun, fun, fun for this 37 year old!!

Oh, and thank **** for Mark Chapman.

 

Tonight: Video games and drinking

Tomorrow: Brighton and drinking

Sunday: Pizza and drinking (with maybe some video games too)

 

I’ll be dipping all my shopping in bleach

watching Paul weller vids on YouTube

staying safe and vigilant

 

Visiting an art exhibition and having lunch out.

 

**** stole my weekend ...

 

You and the other fatty could wash your smalls in bleach together.

 

*extralarges

 

Are you allowed in the exhibition, or do you have to look through the windows?

I’m going to the Warhol exhibition at the Tate Modern next Monday; if they don’t ****ing shut it down again. Was meant to go in March

 

Let’s hope so I’m exhibiting myself in two weeks at a similar place.
Did half the Tate Modern, need to do the other half. Some wonderful art in there. And some absolute ****.

 

Out for last lunch before the latest batch of Sturgeon restrictions at Glaschu.

Pished.

 

Did you visit the Mark Rothko room upstairs? Those abstract impressionist paintings were commissioned by the Four Seasons Hotel in Manhattan, but when Rothko finished painting them, he thought, “****it, why would I want a bunch of rich bankers to ignore my paintings while they stuff themselves with quail’s eggs?”, and donated them to the Tate instead.

You’re an artist then Stopme (not just a piss artist)?

 

Yes I did see that room and let’s just say he did it first so got away with it. There are loads of artists doing similar stuff now but that’s a waste of time as they will ever make a name for themselves,
I took up art in December and though I’m lacking in actual talent I manage to turn out the odd half decent painting. It’s all poor imitations of Kandinsky, Picasso, Miro and some surreal cubist stuff that I think might be vaguely original.
Haven’t been metal detecting at all since I took up art.

 

Former Tory leader Jackson Carlaw is in with what looks like a rent boy.

In fact it’s Declan.

 

Make sure he gets weighed out in cash

 

Post some pictures of your art please.

 

Read that as arse for a second there...

 

who drew that? Wee Jay?

 

Is that a portrait of ER?