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Welcome back Andy Carroll...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Squint Eye, Aug 8, 2019.

  1. Rudekid

    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    why don't we just sign some air
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Stadium of Light is absolutely full of dead space and air. They'd lend us some.
     
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  3. Rudekid

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    the wind will score more goals for us than carroll this season
     
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  4. Blue harvest

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    I think his physical presence will be useful enough, just need to get and then keep him fit.

    He also brings a passion to play for the club, something we have been lacking for a while. Michael Owen's comments have highlighted the mercenary nature of modern football in the last week, can we honestly say the players we have had eg, Thavin, De Jong, Joselu, Rondon etc played with passion and desire that we expect? The nearest we have had is Mitrovic, although he signed for us probably 3 or 4 years too early, at a point where his passion wasn't quite backed up by his ability.
     
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  5. Freddd

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    Interesting use of the word "just"
     
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  6. Blue harvest

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    Trying to put a positive spin on it, it's not his fault his body is not cut out for playing sport!! (I think the treatment rooms of his past clubs are proof of that).
    If he was a car, he'd be one of those kit cars that only comes out of the garage when the weather is just right, but needs lots of maintenance and has very few miles on the clock.
     
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  7. Rudekid

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    Hes not even a good player
     
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  8. Welshie

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    I still hold that selling Mitrovic was a short sighted decision.

    I think Owen was a special case scenario even when compared to the usual mercenaries.

    According to Nile Ranger he heard Carroll did his ankle at West Ham because he was out on the piss and fell over.
     
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  9. Rudekid

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    Mitrovic cant run
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

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    He did score goals though.
     
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  11. Rudekid

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    For a short period of time... its a pr signing for nowt
     
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  12. Freddd

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    Mitrovic or Carroll ?

    It was Mitrovic who you said can't run but he wasn't a PR signing for nowt
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Is he Captain Chaos? What's happened to him? He seems to have gone completely insane <yikes>
     
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  14. Rudekid

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    care to explain why ive gone insane? all ive done is support Australia and oppose brexit
     
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  15. cronemeister

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    You really are a Saxon then !
     
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  16. Welshie

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    Wait ****able Dundee is Chaos?

    That's ok then. I was genuinely thinking "who's this nob?"

    Now I know it's you I know you don't actually intend to be a nob.
     
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  17. Southerner

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    I've had Mr. Dundee on ignore for a while now. His keyboard threats of violence terrified me:). Makes the threads more interesting for me. It also demonstrates whose chain is easily yanked.
    International breaks bore me to tears, but I can't say I'm confident about enjoying the game this week.
     
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    Oh. And a fit Andy Carroll (and hungry -no play = no pay) would be second name on the teamsheet each week.
     
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  19. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Who's the 1st?
     
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  20. Judge Death

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    Scharr for me
     
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