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West Ham vs Newcastle United

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dr Van Helsing, Oct 27, 2019.

  1. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    West Ham United vs Newcastle United
    Sat Nov 2nd
    3pm


    I don't want to hear anyone predicting a Newcastle win or a goal from almiron or joelinton because it's not happening !!!do you comprehend ?

    West Ham have our sides number as proven last season before we became even worse over the summer both in player personnel, management and coaching staff.

    no sean longstaff, so we might see the useless jonjo shelvey slothing around again or maybe hayden making big tackles and offering **** all else.

    schar thankfully is back , but frankly defending is the least of the numerous ability issues within our pathetic football team.

    Joelinton is worse than Joselu !!!

    the players all look miserable and confidence levels are lower than steve bruces gynecomastia

    the very best we can hope for is a draw, but in all honesty that's very unlikely !


    all things considered I think we are doing as well as I expected this season and a draw away would be a great result, so let's not get too downbeat when we lose.


     
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  2. Welshie

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    Gonna be a tough game, they're a decent side. But defensively we are actually pretty solid, if only we could string together 2 passes and get the ball forward, we would be a decent side ourselves.
     
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    Good thread.
     
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  4. Dr Van Helsing

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    forgot to mention

    we're ****ed
     
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    Better than Chippy’s threads.

    Too much info for Chippy and no pictures.
     
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    ****test thread to date
     
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    3-0 win with Almiron getting a hat-trick
     
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  8. Dr Van Helsing

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    How are my powers supposed to function when i'm dealing with forces like you
     
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    is there any point I've made that you feel is inaccurate ?
     
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    Positivity will start to flows through your veins soon enough
     
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    I stopped when you said Joselu is better than Joe Linton <laugh>
     
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    there's nothing negative about anything I've written mate.
     
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    he was because he could at least run and pass the ball not to mention the fact he got into goal scoring positions to provide us with the excitement of a miss every now and then
     
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    you not seen Groot’s lame efforts?
     
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  15. Dr Van Helsing

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    3-0 west ham
     
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    We are ****.
     
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    And we are ****ed.
     
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    Good thread. 3-1 Newcastle. Joelinton 3 Almiron OG. Its the only way the guy is going to score now.
     
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    We wouldn't score 3 against their under 10 team!
     
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