Just had a look at that dot thread. What the **** were you doing comm to stumble across such a ****e thread. Hope it doesn’t give you any ideas for a thread entitled the dash thread. - - - /- - - / - / - - - -
My missus (naturally) makes a terrible fire. She just chucks the kindling in any old style and then lobs a couple of logs on top, giving no regard to how she stacks the wood. Inevitably after a few minutes the fire dies an oxygen starved death, and I rush in to try and save it. At that point she gives me grief for ****ing it up and making it go out Some things women will just never understand.
There's an app I've been made aware of and it's evil, since my oldest made me aware of the Weatherspoons app he keeps texting me and getting me to buy him a pint at whatever Weatherspoons he's at.
The flaw in this app is that none of the ales are listed so if you want one, you still have to go to the bar. Good though if you can't be arsed to get off your seat and order a Carling. And food of course.
It's almost like she has grown up in an era with gas and electricity. Who cares about making a fire ffs, turn on the radiator
Buy him a pint of advocaat and pink gin the next time he does it .... you'll only need to do it the once