Full of a vicar's semen? Not good. If you were to Google my real name the number one search result is a record of me failing to provide auto insurance. (Left card at home... But now it's there as top result for anyone who wants to look me up for time immemorial)
Fair play. I would have took the bottle off him and cut the **** up. What did you do for that twat to do that?
Well Bell is a well known liar and uber bell end Rufus but maybe you'd understand that if your tongue could stay in your mouth for two minutes.
To be fair he lunged which is a mistake I only chopped him in the throat once, thought I'd killed the ****.