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  1. Ron

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    I was just thinking maybe I should go for a check up
     
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    Little Johnny asked for a bike for his Birthday. His dad said: "We'd get you one but our mortgage is £80,000 and your mum has lost her job."

    Next day little Johnny walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks: "Where you going son?"

    Little Johnny replied: "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard mum tell you to wait coz she was coming too, I'm not staying here on me own with an £80,000 mortgage and no fu*king bike!"
     
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    I'm sure there's a cream for that......

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    Seems legit......

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    Went to Bosworth battlefield yesterday.
    There’s a plaque in the ground there that says King Richard the 3rd fell here.
    I’m not surprised. I nearly tripped over it myself!
     
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    Further to my efforts of growing my Stella Artois tree it's coming along nicely. It’s got buds....

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    Off to University in an attempt to improve my Cuppa Soup making technique.

    I'm doing a Bachelors Degree.
     
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    BREAKING COVID NEWS:

    New Flora variant......spreads more easily
     
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    How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT?
     
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