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    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from
    the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-
    famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart
    surgeon was waiting for the service manager to
    come take a look at his bike.
    The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey
    Doc can I ask you a question?" The famous
    surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the
    mechanic working on the motorcycle.
    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
    on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.
    I also can open it up, take valves out, fix'em, put
    in new parts and when I finish this will work just
    like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and
    you get the really big money, when you and I are
    doing basically the same work?"
    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over,
    and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it
    while it's running.
     
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    Je suis le clown
     
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    Till could be empty if there is a lockdown
     
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    £7.50 to see Father Christmas! Waited in the queue for ages for a ONE-minute meeting and a proper rubbish toy, what a rip-off, FUMING!!
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    So glad I never took the kids!
     
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    It was a really foggy day and I was thumbing for a lift and a car stopped for me. I got in sat down and went to thank the driver but there isn't a driver. I don't mind admitting I was crapping myself. Suddenly a bend appeared and I thought how are we going to get round it when all of a sudden a ghostly pair of hands grabbed the steering wheel and steered the car around the bend. When the car finally stopped I got out of the car to find another guy standing there. I said I wouldn't get in that car if I was you I think there is something wrong with it. The guy replied You're telling me I've been pushing that bastard for 5 miles.
     
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    If this persists right click and click on open link in new tab
     
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    Did that and got this
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    Stupid as I am logged in
     
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