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    Happy New Year to all Chairboy fans <cheers> <cracker> :emoticon-0167-beer: :emoticon-0168-drink <bubbly>
     
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    & when you think the only loss was to top of the table Plymouth away from home
     
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    philhythe, Jan 4, 2023
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    With half the team for the first 70 mins
     
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    Ron, Jan 4, 2023
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    The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him. Finally, he was brought to an old physician. After about an hour’s examination, he came out and told the cardinals that he had some good news and some bad news. The bad news was that the Pope had a rare disorder of the testicles. The good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured was have sex.

    Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally, they went to the Pope with the doctor and explained the situation. After some thought, the Pope stated, “I agree, but under four conditions.”

    The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over the noise, a single voice asked, “And what are the four conditions?”

    The room stilled. There was a long pause.

    The Pope replied, “First, the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see who she is having sex with.

    Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear who she is having sex with.

    And third, she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out who she is having sex with, she can tell no one.”

    After another long pause, a voice arose and asked, “And the fourth condition?”



    The Pope replied, “Big tits.”
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 4, 2023
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    So who's going to try this <laugh>

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    Chairboys star Anis Mehmeti is one of 21 players who have been selected as one of the brightest young talents in the EFL.

    Sky Sports and Not The Top 20 Podcast have once again teamed up to create EFL 21 Under 21 - a one-hour show on Sky Sports Football listing the EFL’s 21 best players aged 21 or under who have come through an EFL academy.

    The show will air at 6pm on Friday 6th January on Sky Sports Football, and will also be available on-demand.

    With the likes of Jude Bellingham, Jarrod Bowen, James Maddison, Ollie Watkins, Harry Maguire and many other of the country’s top talents graduating through the EFL in recent years, the team are looking to highlight those who could be following in their footsteps.

    The one-hour show will be hosted by “Not The Top 20’s” George Elek and Ali Maxwell, as they analyse most of the 21 players with selected clips and analysis. A write up of all the players featured including individual videos will be available on skysports.com and on Sky Sports social media channels.

    Clips here
     
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    He was superb against us in our recent game, Ron :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54


    The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57


    The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41


    The best soccer player in the world, Maradona, died at the age of 60


    And then..


    KFC inventor died at 94


    Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88


    Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102


    The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake


    Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98


    How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?


    The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years. The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.


    So ... Have a drink ... Take a nap ...


    And IF you wake up, have bacon & eggs!
     
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    An old woman is fed up with life and decides to kill herself
    She is going to shoot her self through the heart
    She thinks I better get this right
    So she phones the doctor and asks where exactly is the heart
    He tells her
    It is two inches below the left nipple
    She takes careful aim and shoots her self in the left knee
     
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