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  1. brb

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    <laugh>

    Oh and before anyone asks, the reason Wycombe are skewed a bit in this league, is because I'm still awaiting the winner of the Championship play-off final. But I thought sod letting that game holding up everyone else moving.
     
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  2. sensiblegreeny

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    Don't worry brb they won't think of looking here..............
     
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    Should be easy making money this season, although I expect the odds will be prohibitive <laugh>
     
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    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Bloody hell we are in the Championship when did that happen I've been partying for two week drunk so much I'd forgotten what I was celebrating
    <ale><ale><ale>:emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0167-beer:<ale><ale><ale><cheers>
     
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    Guywanderer, Jul 28, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 30, 2020
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    Her dog came in heat and she was concerned about keeping it and the male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
    However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds.
    She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.
    Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
    After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
    I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.
    "Do you think that will work?" she asked.
    "Just worked for me." he replied.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 30, 2020
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  7. Guywanderer

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    They say that Cleanliness is next to Godliness but I can't find either places on Google Maps
     
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    Guywanderer, Jul 31, 2020
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    A drunk staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the confession box and said nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the drunk remained silent. The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

    "It's no use knocking, mate" said the drunk. There's no paper in this one either!".
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 31, 2020
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    My neighbour was fired after asking a customer, ‘Smoking or non-smoking’?

    The correct phrase is ‘cremation or burial’.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 1, 2020
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    I still keep going to The League 1 Forum as i still can't get my head around the fact Wycombe are a Championship club, it might change when we see the fixture list for next season <cheers><cheers><cheers><cheers><cheers>
     
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    mowgli1960, Aug 2, 2020
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    Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 3, 2020
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    So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!?

    It's not the end of the world!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 3, 2020
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    The Germans are getting worried about Covid-19.

    They are putting their towels on hospital beds.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 4, 2020
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    <laugh>
     
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    Wife has just told me she has broken the satnav and wants £150 for a new one.

    She can get lost....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 4, 2020
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    Welcome to Condescending Club
    The first rule of Condescending Club is really kinda complex and I don't think you'd understand it even if I explained it to you
     
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    Guywanderer, Aug 5, 2020
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    I'm just pleased to see that brb has straightened you lot out finally. It's not a good look being bent..........
     
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    sensiblegreeny, Aug 5, 2020
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    Blimey Greeny you are up early today
     
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    I had to pop to the shops for a few more bottles as I'd almost run out. If my cellar gets into single figures I worry just in case there's a pandemic or something and I can't go out.
     
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    sensiblegreeny, Aug 5, 2020
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