What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

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  1. Commachio

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    What the ****ety **** is that ****, you been and ordered from ginges cafe?
     
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    Was ****ing lovely mate.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Ginge, Piskie, take notes.
     
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    Cafe <laugh>
     
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    That's not a curry mate.
     
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    I’d have given that a go. Perhaps minus the dead mice.

    Don’t mind a vegetarian curry.
     
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    Dead mice are optional mate.

    It's an easy peasy curry. Fry off a couple of onions add a ton of fresh garlic and ginger, one small chilli and then a tin of chopped tomatoes, spoonful of garam masala and cumin powder and reduce it all to a thick paste.

    Then add around 750g of fresh spinach and a load of mushrooms, another spoonful of garam masala, cumin powder and I add a tablespoon full of bouillon and again reduce it all to a paste.

    In a separate pan, fry off some cubes of haloumi, then add them into the curry with a small tub of single cream, reduce it all again until just before the cream splits. Serve with a piping hot naan bread. The whole thing takes about 30 mins. <ok>
     
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    Ok, thanks for that Fosse.
     
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    Sorry mate. Just for you then, peel off the lid and microwave for 4 mins.
     
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    As if your slop would get anywhere near my precious microwave...I'd need 16 cans of fabreeze to fumigate my flat.
     
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    If it’s nae fried, I’m nae ‘avin it man.
     
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    I did cheese on toast last night, but forgot that i'd put the tray from my roast spuds (in lard) into the top oven last night. I couldn't breath, and went to work today and had to leave the windows open..
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    And there's you dissin' my curry you ****ing lard burning oik <laugh>
     
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    I can still smell it...My eyes were stinging,,, i was trying to waft it out the window...Suprised no **** called the firemen
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Lard man, i only use it for roasties...**** it, i'm hoying the **** away.
     
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    Yeah that roasting tray needs incinerating
     
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    No see, that's the problem..I had foil on it, and the **** had gone under it.....It was just a pillow of stinking smoke...
     
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    <laugh>
     
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