What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

You should have sa8d pen ‘ don’t pickup the soap’ bro! You

 

I’d love some of that.

The only reason other than playing golf as a reason to visit Scotland would be to try an Arbroath smokie.

 

Sea Trout mate. Basically like salmon but more delicate tasting. Also not full of the colourings and chemicals that farmed salmon has. Mate gave me a side of sea trout for Christmas. Knocks the socks off the stuff in the supermarkets

 

What’s gone wrong with my WiFi? Les I’d hacking me!

 

I’ll have five.

 

I'll hit you up with his contact details if you want. He ships his produce out. Not sure about overseas, but you could ask him.

 

I’d steam that bugger in a white wine sauce with a sabayon with diced shallots with a hollandaise sauce .

 

Looks the same as salmon. Therefore I don’t need to taste it.

 

I’d boot that bugger over the back fence, after pissing on it and throwing up in the dog’s face.

 

Well if you like Salmon then, you'd like sea trout.

 

If you like pussy then you’d like this fat maggot infested mess who sleeps in the doorway of Farmfoods in Longsite up here.

 

You can keep her bro.

 

Nah she’s right up your street mate, loves veg.

 

Does her snatch taste like trout ?

 

Might do.

 

Looks a great piece of fish that. Can’t beat local quality produce like that.

 

Ask Tel

 

He’s a philistine, so doesn’t count,

 

I’m fecking rat arsed, I know it’s the wrong thread but I don’t give a ****.