what would you like to ask them?

After certain players have played crap (under performed) in our eyes and you could interveiw them under the influence of a truth drug ,what would your question be and to who?
To start mine to Bullard why dont you play the ball forward and can you stop been a cheeky chappy whilst on the park?

 

Bullard - No one likes you, why don't you go away?

 

Bullard - Do you want to buy some peng coke?

 

Bullard- Why dont you retire?

Zayette- Do you even speak Turkish? / Did your Mum die that quickly?

Duke- What does it feel like to be hated by the new manager so much that he loans people for a day just so you dont play?

 

Duke - How do you get lobbed on your goal line so much at 64"?

Zayatte - many many things indeed

Dawson - Why do you cross the ball from the halfway line and aim for the player least likely to score, furthest from the goal?

Folan - Please go somewhere else?

 

Harper - Will you start taking your job seriously? Every week you wear childrens clothes. My mates got a picture with you in Mcdonalds 3 hours before kick-off. Your head is shaped like a giant peanut.

 

ASH- how long before you pull that armband accidently around your neck in frustration?

Sean Rush- is your job better than working in a pretend Gym?

Deano- whats 2 add 2?

Harper- What you got hidden up your bottom that makes you run like that?

 

Bullard - when are you going.

 

Koren - Can you play at your best on the wing or would we get more from you in the middle?

Stewart - Do you see yourself as a striker or a winger?

Garcia - Why do you see yourself as a striker?

Simpson - Since you need about 3 yards on the defender to get a sight of goal, and with Stewart we now have some serious pace, would you benefit from us playing like the Dutch at 0:50 - 1:00 in this clip?

[video=youtube;b6uhJYON2DQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6uhJYON2DQ[/video]

 

Bullard - Why dont you take the hint you gypo and GO!

 

Proevotiger -
Harper- What you got hidden up your bottom that makes you run like that?

seriously though, if anyone's got any reasonable questions for harps I could ask him, I do speak to him from time to time. (not one of those cousins cats mothers uncles dead wife's priest, honest!)

I should probably add that it all depends on him coming into my workplace in the near future.

 

Do you work in a childrens sock shop? or a shop that sells football shirts for really fat people?

 

Would have been great if I actually did!

I'm afraid I only work in specialist upholstery work in vehicles

 

I'd ask Phil Brown what really happened on the Humber Bridge.

 

But only because he got there in time...

 

The Humber bridge thing sounded stupid then and even worse now. I can't believe Phil did anything to stop someone jumping to their death. However the story of Jimmy and whoever (Nicky?) fighting in front of the womens institute still makes me laugh when I think about it.

 

How did you really feel after THAT half-time talk, and did it lose Brown the team?

 

Bullard - Ever been to Ipswich before?? it's lovely trust me

Halmosi - Have you thought maybe it was because you weren't good enough and not because you're Hungarian?

 

Folan - Please go somewhere else?

The question really should be is there a club in all the land that will take you? Otherwise do you speak any eastern european languages?