Aw **** forgot about Fez, He was the one ****er who came to relieve me outside camp Allam in Kirkella. I promised I'd be back. 18 months ago.I forgot to tell anyone. Hey ho, so we know where we'll find him. I promise you he will have some stories for us re Elmo sneaking in, Saudis too.
Thinking on, I can't strictly remember his purpose. I think he was either comparing tigers' arseholes or comparing everything to the merits or perhaps shape to a tiger's arsehole. One thing I'm sure of, he wanted to see them, or more of them. Maybe that's why he left.
That was my proudest moment on here. I showed him up for the idiot he was and the embarrassment was clearly too much for the sad twat.
Must admit, I can't recall how it all ended so danke sehr. Wonder if he's now a voyeur like Fez/TOM, or he just perma-****ed off elsewhere?
Good Lord. Maybe had his fill of tigers' arseholes and wanted to check-out some different wildcat back buttons?