Where Is Wherever ???

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Where indeed is Wherever !!......... Has he been overwhelmed by the success of his recent cricket commentary video ?..........Has he been taken hostage by a certain Kitt, having eventually found his way to York ?.......Is he carrying out a vigil outside QPR's ground in London, whilst awaiting resumption of the season ?

    Who knows ?! :huh:
     
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  2. Kittenish

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    Eric ?
    Then again I could have him here ....
     
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  3. Saints_Alive

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    Yeah, i'm missing his music posts particularly.
     
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    Facebook .. live now.. soul town .. disco stuff going on .. better than telly <diva>I’m there
     
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    I'm missing his sparkling wit
     
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  6. Kittenish

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    I’m not. <laugh> I have overtaken him in likes again and I can use all the emojis I like without scorn :emoticon-0143-smirk

    I shall set him free soon when there is a good gap between our number of likes.
     
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    Hopefully, he will be back soon, after you have worn him out...............after all the washing up, cleaning, cooking, gardening, car washing, shopping, decorating, bedroom duties, etc, etc........ <laugh>
     
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    Watch out Woops, you're next!...<yikes>...at least I'm safe with my pitiful total of likes...:grin:
     
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  9. Wooperts_duck

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    Blimey, do you reckon I should scarper then ?! :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

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    He was last seen heading north
    When his southern accent was heard up there the locals thought they had a high value hostage as no normal southern person would be up there
    They learned to their cost not mess with wherever as he has now drank all the booze and eaten all the cheese they had
    They have lost the keys to the back scullery so he could be a while
     
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    Are you saying I’m not normal ? :emoticon-0138-think
    Come to think of it you may have a point ..

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    Shhh
    Keep practising a northern accent
    Don't let anyone know you are a sleeper agent
     
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    Still no Wherever - have the police started an official search for him yet ?
     
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    They are too busy patrolling parks looking for distancing criminals
     
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  15. Kittenish

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    Has someone been mean to him ? ., send them to the corner and I will sort them out.
    Thought he had got all macho though so maybe not.
     
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  16. Didley Squat

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    He bought a ‘F-ck Off To Oz’ ticket but don’t worry, He’ll be back in about 9 months or so.
     
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    Did you say you miss spanking his willy?
    Your sick l tell you but you can still call a friend....... just from a distance!
     
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    That’s not nice didley ., but I did laugh.

    Leave the spanking to me ..
     
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    Safe word
    Safe word
    Safe word
     
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    l know, l agree Kitt.
    Not very nice to have your Willy spanked.
    Also not nice to have bad eyesight as l miss understood the words.

    All Kiwis fault for just, being there, wherever that is.
    Speaking of Wherever, wherever is Wherever?
    Woops is also to blame for not putting enough on the plate at church on Sunday.

    Now, who else can l blame.....
     
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