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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I have been on a slippery slope in terms of moving house for work... Started in Newcastle, then moved to Birtley... Then Sunderland... And now Boro...

    So in order for me to continue my descent into hell... Put these places in order (from best to worst). Feel free to break down the likes of Newcastle into constituent parts, and add other areas as you wish...

    Also, include a ****hole line in your list --------------
    To differentiate the nice places...

    Newcastle
    Wallsend
    North
    Hexham
    Middlesbrough
    Gateshead
    Durham
    Sunderland
    Darlo
    Hartlepool
    Stockton-on-Tees
    Alnwick
    Redcar
    Billingham
     
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  2. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Stockton
    Boro
    Billingham
    Hartlepool
    Wallsend
    Sunderland
    Darlo
    Gateshead
    South Shields
    Stanley
    Consett
    Byker
    Walker
    Heaton
    Alnwick
    Hexham
    Durham

    Currently live in Durham and it is the nicest place that I have lived.

    Stockton is an absolute dump. Billingham and Hartlepool are ghettos.

    South Shields is third world.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ****!

    Stanley makes Consett look like Mayfair.you didn’t get your information from your usual toon source did you mate?

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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    You’ve missed out Consett??? Surely worse than any that have been mentioned.
     
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  5. Judge Death

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    Adding one - Dagenham

    Was there for a training course recently - think I would've felt safer trying to sell socialism in Venezuela....
     
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    Chester Le Street is a total wasteland and a magnet for tramps, mongs and retards.

    Police did some research there and found that most of the weapons used in knife crime had butter on them still.

    After 7pm it’s like a scene from the purge in that town.




    Afternoon Trev.
     
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    You should try going to the Morrisons there on a Saturday!
     
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Yous a beelin?
     
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  9. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Which Morrisons - Dagenham or Venezuela?
     
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  10. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Used to live in Stanley. Consett is worse for me.
     
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    Both absolutely minging places
     
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  12. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    People who move out of Consett tend to move to Beirut to improve their lives.
     
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    Stanley is like the T Rex from top trumps but in **** town top trumps.

    The people of Consett hold an annual rock concert to help the people of Stanley each year.

    Even Santa clause drops his pressies at the top of pontop pike for the locals to transport via horse and cart to the distribution centre as it’s a no go zone.

    Annual investment in the Stanley area was doubled when wor lass lost a fiver down the derelict front street.
     
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    Bite!

    Knew i’d Reel you in :1980_boogie_down:

    How is Aleppo le street today?
     
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    Free of snow. You on your toboggan?
     
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    Still stuck in my igloo.
     
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  17. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Could be worse I suppose - Blyth is a ****ing stinker.
     
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    It is but some nice places nearby. Consett and Stanley are ****holes surrounded by ****holes
     
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  19. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Consett and Stanley - South Moor, Craghead, Quaking Houses, Sacriston. All ****ing slums.
     
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    Jarrow. It’s like the dawn of the dead round there!
     
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