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Which kitchen appliance is the best for conversation?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Willhoops, Apr 2, 2020.

  1. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    My Kettle knows a lot about contemporary art and does a great impression of Sir Stephen Redgrave
     
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  2. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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    My kettle looks like Hitler and sounds like Stephen Hawking
     
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  3. Libby

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    What day we on ffs? <laugh>
     
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  4. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    So you are a kitchen calendar man, not really an appliance but who I am I to criticise.
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    the microwave, you can put things inside and they spin, ****ing belter mate.
     
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    My garlic crusher says you're all ****s.
     
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  7. Lovearsenalcock

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    This style of grinder with this type of content for a superb conversation...try it...thank me later

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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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    mate that's for making a french press, don't put your nuts.. erm.. garlic in it :bandit:
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Welsh microwaves are best ... or the Welsh word for microwave is ... "Poppetyping" I kid you not :bandit:
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    haha. dunno if it was just my family but we call the remote control "the zapper"
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    My wine cooler says "Back so soon?" ... cheeky batard :bandit:
     
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    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    kitchen appliances ? wtf is going on here
     
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  14. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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    This is the Frank Stallone of threads m8. <ok>
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Id have to say meat hammer tbh.

    Love beating things with my meat hammer.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Go see my thing on the food thread
     
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    Has to be the toaster, you can talk about anything that pops up.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    This is a new low.
     
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    Have you seen some of the threads on here? It really isn't, it's a light hearted joke, hardly a bad thing right now
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Like a Noel Fielding type of joke?
     
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