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Who would you have disappear?

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  1. mancgeordie1892

    mancgeordie1892 Member

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    Just been sat on bus for half hour making the trip to work when I had a thought. If you could get rid of one person from the NUFC regime who would it be and why? I'm talking all of the playing staff, coaching staff and boardroom. The only person you can't banish would be Mike Ashley, I know this would be everybody's answer so il rule it out straight away. As that's just not any fun :)
     
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    The cleaner
     
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  3. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Whoever the **** is in charge of doing hamstring stretches at the start of training sessions and matches...
     
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    Derek Lambeezi!!!
     
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    The tea lady, she pleases everybody so much that they just wont leave.
     
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    If I owned £2.5b I can guarantee you I would assemble a competent boardroom, coaching and playing staff.

    My dream line up would be...

    Technical director: Somebody from the local area, preferably with an affiliation with the club and a great knowledge of modern Football.

    Club Ambassador: Alan Shearer

    Head Coach: Ian Holloway

    Assistant Coach: (Choice of Head Coach)

    First team Coach: (Choice of Head Coach)

    Defense Coach: Danny Mills

    GK Coach: Steve Harper

    I would fund purchases of Andy Carroll, Will Hughes and also make funds available for 2 wide players, 2 forwards and a left back and a centre back and competition for Tim Krul.
     
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    The only problem now is finding £2.5b for you.
     
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  8. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I've just found a quid down the back of the sofa, I'll contribute that
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Whoever coaches the players on set pieces and taught Cisse the off side rule.
     
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    Let's face it, there hasn't been a hell of a lot of coaching going on for quite a while. The players haven't seemed to know what they were supposed to be doing last season.
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    At least now we have Kinnear to sort these things out. He invented the set piece and the off side rule, so if anybody can improve our coaching he can. In fact he invented football. It was meant to be his day of rest after six days hard slog creating the universe, but he got bored on the Sunday afternoon and hey presto, the game we love so much was created.
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Apparently Kinnear created the Universe in two days, created the beautiful game in one and sat on his fat a**e phoning Alex Ferguson/ Arsene Wenger the other 4.
     
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  13. mancgeordie1892

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    And viola!!!
     
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    Kinnear
     
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