Who's havin haggis tonight then?

I've just had the terrible news from my missus that Asda have none left! Its the Parkhead Forge for ****'s sake, how have they run out of haggis, Burns wasnt Irish!

Was lookin forward to it as well

 

He was a mason, surprised you didn't have one ordered at the butchers.

 

Naw, haggis is ****e

 

Your Sergeant Hamish Husband will be disappointed in you Muir.

 

Not me, my wee sister is moving down to Leeds to live at my house and is bringing a big steak pie from the butchers with her.

I'll be having that tonight.

Forgot it was Burns' tonight but who cares anyway? The guy was a rambling auld jakey who only looked good cos hardly any other **** could write in those days.

 

**** sake, I thought big Hamish would be mad at Muir but he'll definitely be bringin the Army down to Leeds after those comments Frank.

I dont give a **** really, dont have a ****in clue what the boy was rambling on about most of the time but I love haggis and Burns night gives me a good excuse. Only other time I seem to get it is deep fried fae the chippy

 

I'm eating haggis as we speak

 

Deep fried haggis is amazing when yer pished.

I love haggis as well and dont need a badly dressed pisshead's birthday or whatever as an excuse to eat it. Make a whisky sauce to pour over it. Heaven

Bag of chicken stock - reduce to 1/4 pint. (or you could make your own)
Add 2 shots of whisky and boil off the alcohol.
Chuck in some double cream and a pinch of sugar then leave to simmer until thick.

Done.

 

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Aye, looks lovely tae

 

Oh aye and another thing, a guy that can read and write from Ayrshire is a bit like a life loving pacifist from Pakistan. No wonder he's seen as a hero to those inbred mongs.

 

Why are you punching yourself in the face Girvan? Is that what they do in Ayrshire right after claiming first dibs on their sisters?

 

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/xmvthhfnpd--Get-your-haggis

Classic

 

I'll be eating whatever the chef is cooking. Looks like I'm stuck here until next Monday now too. ****ing gutted; was meant to be home Thursday.

 

weather? or did you get nominated **** piece for the wk by the gym queens?

 

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No, surprisingly it's got to do with them having work for me to do. Might keep myself booked on the Thursday flight in optimistic hope

 

I refuse to eat Haggis on this night and this night only.

Burns was ****e and why should I celebrate some toerag that coudn't keep his cock in his trossers?? He was also from Ayrshire.

Enough said.

 

Haggis for me tonight.
Gonnae try JnrW with it too - should be a laugh.

 

All those famous poets from Aberdeen eh ER? Don't give me that fanny Grassic Gibbons either. ****s named after an Ape for **** sake.

In fact nothing good has ever come out of Aberdeen. Apart from Trains and buses.

 

Except he was from Stonehaven ****bucket.

Awa and ****e a hedgehog after your haggis offshore. Either that or ****e yourself in one of the phone booths.

 

Nah he was born in Aberdeen spastic. His birthplace is on Crown Terrace, there is a wee plaque on the door. Moron. He did live in Stonehaven in later years though.