"I AM A RELIGOUS MAN I PRAY EVERY SATURDAY AT ASHTONGATE" I should think so too. Any self decent religous man would pray they can get out of that dump
Last night I was awoken by "gashead" fans outside my house playing football with a hedgehog,I was absolutely disgusted and was about to call the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1-0 up.
Gashead leaves the Minimal stadium after another League Two defeat and kicks an old rusty lamp lying on the floor, suddenly a genie appears. The genie tells the startled Gashead that he can have two wishes, the gashead thinks and then says "um I would like world peace and everything on the planet to be contented". The Genie replies "I'm not God, be more realistic, something that would make you happy maybe". Gashead thinks again, "OK, Rovers get their new stadium and win the League Two title". Genie replies "OK, world peace it is, i'll start with the Jews and the Arabs". The Old Uns are the best unlike our "gashead" brethren..
i bet your favourite joke is:- 2 fish in a tank, 1 says to the other, do you know how to drive this thing?
I quite like this one.... Q. Why do "gashead" fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet? A. So they know which end to wipe!