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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Feb 8, 2016.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://www.westernmorningnews.co.uk...-Jump-injury/story-28691636-detail/story.html

    Tough one to call. Body-wise I'd happily pump the pair of them and I reckon that Tweddle burd could get herself into some interesting shapes but they both have the sort of face only a mother could love.

    Frankie Boyle said Adlington's face looked like the reflection in a spoon and I think Tweddle has some sort of vampire nostril thing going on.

    Still, mantle piece, fire, poking etc.
     
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    Going out on a limb here, but I think you don't know how to post pictures.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Beth twaddle looks like one of the Banana Splits but she'd probably still get plunged, Adlington is oakyish in a homely sort of way but has a great bod so probably aye.
     
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  4. GroveRanger

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    Not my strong point true, but it has never been possible with my work's firewall for some reason. That reason may be that I am a thicko as well as a mong but I'm supposed to be getting a new laptop so maybe things will improve but I may need tips from the gurus on GC.

    Also GC appears to have lost its penchant for showing photos of Octopussy and Blue Waffles. The mods seem to take a dim view of this and I can only assume that during my hiatus things got out of hand (?)
     
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    Whilst you were away, @MalteseMick gifted outright control of GC to two of his Waffen SS guards. One is called Kevin, a 15 year old poof,who operates under the moniker @brb. The other is a middle-aged hermaphrodite called @Minxy, famed for her blue waffle discharge which is passed around the mods at their weekly sacrificial offering where it is chewed, snorted, and frozen in to condoms for anal penetration.

    Ergo, they don't allow anything funny posted which includes pictures.
     
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  7. brb

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    do not have a clue what you are talking about jeff, ive not touched any GC stuff....you are becoming more like toby's clone every day...an attention seeking wind bag :)
     
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    **** OFF MAGGOT
     
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    ok jeff x....but u did call me :)
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't mind this leaping onto me from the wardrobe:

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    ..though this is a bit scary...

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    ...I think she may have had some work done since then.

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    Addlington and her big schnoz would get it too.
     
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    Wid .. if ye widnae yer a poof
     
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    Nudity of any description is banned on Not606.
    You can also be banned for making jokes about Mick's foot but any food threads are a safe bet.
     
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    Just been on the news that Tweddle has had to have two vertebrae in her neck fused together after an accident during the filming of the The Jump TV show.

    The up side of this would be that she'd be unable to turn around and look over her shoulder while you were throwing it up the dunger.

    Looks like she is doing the WerePig with that nose of hers.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    She looks like a monster
     
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    Frankie Boyle ain't no oil painting - unless the title of said painting is "Ugly Ginger ****".
     
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    Wasn't sure at first but on reflection Ah Wid. I reckon I'd have to lie her down on her side with the large limb lower down then straddle it for the pump, the whole while I would be singing the Haysi Fantayzee song John Wayne is Big Leggy.

    Best foot forward and all that.
     
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