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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dr Van Helsing, Oct 7, 2019.

  1. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    paul dummet is crap
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Lack of football knowledge being exposed again. I told you privately via PM, try to post less and then it won't so obvious you know **** all and carry your own faeces round in a bag.
     
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  3. Dr Van Helsing

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    all he can do is tackle and that's not good enough these days! he's the most uncomfortable player on the ball I have ever seen
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Fastest player at the club and one of the quickest in the premiership.
    Great defensively and a great reader of the game.
    More than good enough with the ball to play centre half.

    Typical of fairweathers like you. A new option comes in (not even in his first choice position) and you immediately forget those who have kept us up, got us back up and generally been our best players over a few years. You are 100% red and white.
     
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  5. Dr Van Helsing

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    he's turd
     
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    Who would you put first and second then?
     
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  7. Dr Van Helsing

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    I would still use Dummet because he can do a job, but I would like to see him replaced for someone that has a better all round game. I'm wrong to say he's **** because there's some things he is very good at, but If we are ever to start working towards playing better football you cannot have players that bad in possession of the ball.
     
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    If you look at our stats we must be the worst team in the league for possession. It’s probably best we don’t pick players for their ability in possession as we generally only have it about 23% of the time. In fact we should pick players who are comfortable when not in possession and Dummett scores highly in this category.
     
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  9. Dr Van Helsing

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    I'm fully aware we struggle with possession and I can identify players that are not comfortable in possession even more when that is the case and i have scored him highly in the area you are myself.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Wasting your time Jak. He PM'd me that he hated him because he's a fake geordie. He said he claims to be homegrown but is a sheep shagger deep down. He said if he wasn't local and was from Holland or something, he'd be all over him. He said because he's from the North East he knows he's ****, the region is **** generally, he hates the people and it produces **** footballers.
     
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    Anyone knows chaos isn't that boring
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Shut it or I'll post the PM. And the one where you said the thought of an elderly Groot doing a bit of sexual role play with you is an extreme turn on. What was it you said? You could be like Chris and Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy.
     
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    i did wonder why groot has gone so quiet
     
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    Thank God I don’t watch Family Guy or the mental picture I have now would likely be much worse...

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    Having said that it was only a matter of time before others on here started acknowledging me as the alpha male on this site.

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    Pouchy has been quoted in the I newspaper today. I hope it doesn't go to his head :)
     
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    Not sure why his obsession with Jennifer Aniston is worthy of mention on here. Please explain.

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    Wow, I missed that, it's not often a sports personality gets to appear in both the front and back pages of a newspaper unless sex is involved.
     
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    I have not permitted any such thing. Give me full details and I'll put my solicitors on it.
     
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