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Women Are Mental

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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Mine is slightly different:

    Her: are you coming to the funeral with me?
    Me: who’s funeral?
    Her: Diane.
    Me: Diane who? Do I know her?
    Her: well no, but I wondered if you’d like to come?
    Me: Is it a wake with lots of free food and booze?

    the answer to that question decides. Of course there's always this reason
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    No fear there , look who she married <whistle>
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

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    Don't know how to tell you lads but it's not the wimmin, it's you soft lads

    This is a true story, swear down.

    Little lad comes into his dad and says "dad, mum needs to go hospital"

    Dad says "I'm playing cards tell her to get a cab"

    She did and gave birth to his daughter.

    He is dead now, of old age, but they were married for 50 years
     
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  4. Lovearsenalcock

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    So there you are...anyone wanting a lasting marriage needs to start playing Cards
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    You ever witnessed the asian mans playing "taash" back in the day?

    Rang or seep went on for whole weekends. I seen my dad's older brother slap a dude for talking during a hand
     
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  6. Lovearsenalcock

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    Yeah...I remember walking into a smoke filled room and being ushered the **** out whilst my dad and his mates used to play Taash
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Tea and ciggies, for the whole weekend

    Start on Friday evening, play till Sunday night, sleep on them settee thingsand work Monday morning

    Every week
     
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  8. Lovearsenalcock

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    Kept the old man occupied and us free to **** about outside lol
     
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  9. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    And the women knew their place

    If it wasn't immediate family, **** going to the funeral don't even mention it
     
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  10. Stan

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    My Mrs is completely crackers. I’m too tired and a bit too pissed to go into detail. It’s my birthday tomorrow so I’ll be reflecting, contemplating and perhaps even crying, which will probably be a good time to collate some stories from the past 20 years.
     
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    Guys. Honestly I wish that the woman I married was “crazy” in these traditional women are “crazy” sense.

    I had the Courts of Canada award me full custody of my daughter because her mother is actually certifiably insane. The way family law works here, as soon as you see a father with full custody, you can assume that something pretty impactful happened.
     
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  12. Number 1 Jasper

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    I look forwards to it !
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    How's your dad? He up and about yet?

    Worried here.
     
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    Does Mrs Luv support Spurs?
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No WBA.
     
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  16. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Does she go down as frequently?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What once every 7 years? It would be divorce!
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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