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Would you / Wid ye?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Stan, Oct 27, 2017.

  1. Deano's Volley

    Deano's Volley Well-Known Member

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    shes orate int she! cant we sack treseme off and get her in instead
     
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  2. Burly Hurley

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    You'd have to get up early to beat that one to breakfast!
     
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    Yum
     
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  4. Bodinki

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    How about a VS Battle......

    Rachel Riley or Carol Vorderman

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  5. Burly Hurley

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    I doubt she's into halal mate <whistle>
     
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  6. Lovearsenalcock

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    Nips poking out therefore I'm having a sex thought

    Brb
     
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  7. Stan

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    I'm in love with Rachel Riley.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

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    Based on that photo the one on the right.
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

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    My nips are poking through my shirt today. I doubt that helps.
     
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  10. Lovearsenalcock

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    She's Jewish...we share the same religious roots..it's all Kosha fam

    ;)
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Just slap some of your puncture repair glue on her lips <ok>
     
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  12. Lovearsenalcock

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    Stop ****ing with my head
     
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  13. Burly Hurley

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    Oh yeh, forgot about that. Get out the way!
     
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  14. Lovearsenalcock

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    In my head she's sucking my cock
     
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  15. Bodinki

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    Isn't everyone?
    Still got a Liverpool supporting mate who reckons he wouldn't do her because she supports Man Utd
    "No....could never **** a Manc supporter!"
    <doh>
     
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  16. Stan

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    Yeh, I'd turn down Kirsty Gallacher because she supports "them"...
     
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  17. Stan

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    She's older than your mam.
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    To be fair i'd do Vorderman, but never over Rachel!!
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

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    Perfect woman:

    Long dark hair,
    Tan skin (Latino, Middle Eastern, Indochina, or maybe Desi),
    Dark eyes.
    Freckles on cheeks.
    Large breasts, wide hips (in other words hourglass) , legs with curves (no skinny stick legs)
    Small nose/ears,
    4 nipples.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

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    Unlikely. I was an unexpected late child.
     
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