Tips / Bets Yorkshire Ripper

A master of his craft

 

Jack only killed 7 I think, or maybe even 5. Pretty pish.

 

However, Jack is distinguished by being Prince Albert. A right mad **** apparently. Died of syphilis, I think, which is why he stopped ripping wimmin to bits.

 

No way was it the prince. A rumour made up by fenian bastards. Gambol.

 

The full stop after the word 'bastards' makes it look like you're accusing me of being a fenian bastard.

Would you care to step outside so we can settle this like gentleman by me kicking your **** in?

 

That is exactly what I was implying, but if you are going to want to fight me about it, then I shall apologise, as I think our friendship is more important.

 

^^^^ ****ebag

 

Poof

 

In ye pop, ya fanny. I would kick yer **** in with great ease and then pump fuddy

 

That was me laffing at you while I kicked ye up an doon. I canny exactly miss yer big squerr heid.

 

Fùck up or ill batter the two of yoos!

Cupla fannies!

 

^^^^ fake news

 

I met Sutcliffe once briefly through work about 10 years ago. Quite simply an evil ****er that had no hope of rehabilitation. We should have put him down years ago. Only had one ball too in the end

 

That must have been a pein.

 

Was the other in The Albert Hall?

 

lost it in a beating he took. But they keep things like that quiet because he was in seclusion and no one should have got anywhere near him.

 

Had the pleasure of meeting Peter Sutcliffe at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

 

Totally unbelievable!
Pud at a charity do.
As if.

 

There was a huge banquet.