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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 16, 2017.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Fill your boots!

    You know you're in sunderland when the card shop has dual relative cards...
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

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    Because the police can't use DNA to solve crimes as everybody has the same.
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    When you get to the end of the A1290.

    (Not sure I've got the hang of this game)
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    But that's in Washington!!!!
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

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    ......your as far away from football as you can get.
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

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    .....when they're auditioning for the remake of Total Recall.
     
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  7. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. pauljohnhutch

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    When someone asks you for a high 6
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    You're surrounded by scruffs
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    When you see an incredibly sexy, good looking chap who supports Newcastle <cool>
     
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  11. JakartaToon

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    There's a fight club at McDonalds.
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I'm pleased you found a friend who supports the Toon <ok>
     
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  13. JakartaToon

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    You almost get killed in a stampede of angry football fans at 4:10 on a Saturday afternoon.
     
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  14. Judge Death

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    First rule of fight club.....

    (Tell everyone where it is - if you're a mackem)
     
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  15. goldcoast hoop

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    When the crowds leaving at half time
     
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  16. Tobes

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    When the bird you've pulled tells you to lick her out while she's finishing her chips
     
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    You meet ACS wearing his full Sunderland strip.
     
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  18. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    When you see signs for football follow Newcastle
     
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  19. davieboy

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    ...you see the rows of pink plastic seats.
    (I thought they were an art installation!) :
     
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  20. Wisey's Hair

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    Chips and cheese is considered one of your 5 a day
     
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