Alright lads, what's your favourite swear word? I reckon knobhead is a good one. Very versatile. I find myself calling people knobheads regularly. I also like the word "git". A bit more family friendly.
****, because Southerners treat the word with a real reverence, it's use brings a gasp, and many consider it to be beyond the pale. What's the difference between **** and twat? Never got it, so I enjoy using it for that reason alone.
The use of the word "git" would have resulted in your ears being clipped in our house when I was growing up.
**** is unbeatable for its versatility. Just look at the many examples of how the word can be used. 1. Greetings........."How the **** are ya?" 2. Fraud..............."I got ****ed by the car dealer." 3. Resignation......."Oh, **** it!" 4. Trouble............."I guess I'm ****ed now." 5. Aggression........."**** you!" 6. Disgust................"**** me." 7. Confusion............." What the ****....?" 8. Displeasure............"****ing **** man..." 9. Lost........................"Where the **** are we?" 10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!" 11.Retaliation............."Up your ****ing ass!" 12. Apathy................."Who really gives a ****?" 13. Suspicion............."Who the **** are you?" 14. Directions.............."**** off." It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!" It can be used to tell time......."It's four ****ing twenty!" It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a ****ing asshole."
We go and watch non-league football and the language from the terraces is hilarious and pretty vulgar (worse than PL football fans). There were a couple of good ones at the weekend. The opposition goalie was a ginger lad and he was wearing an orange kit so the fans behind the goal started shouting stuff like "you're a ****ing pumpkin you ****". One also yelled at the right back "you're a penis". "Penis" is an underused word at the football. "Prick" and "cock" are more common so it was nice to hear the use of the word "penis".
****er I like ****er...everyone can be a ****a, my son, my ex's, my mates, my cat, my brothers, you.....everyone
I like to use the word "****" but think it needs to be preceded by the word "utter" for full effect. "You're a ****." "You're an utter ****." The second one is definitely more powerful. "He was being a ****." "He was being an utter ****." You see what I mean?
I was about to make exactly the same post, Bruv! How coincidental is that, you old ****er! I like the "w" word, because everyone really is a ****er! There are, of course, differing classes of ****er - from close mates, to true, dyed-in-the-wool, out-and-out ****ers (like Skiddy, for example) - so it's one of those words where the tone of voice and delivery are very important.