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  1. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member
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    Alright lads, what's your favourite swear word?

    I reckon knobhead is a good one. Very versatile. I find myself calling people knobheads regularly.

    I also like the word "git". A bit more family friendly.
     
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  2. Libby

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    The one that came to mind when I read this thread...

    **** <ok>



    Also, git a swear word? Really? <rofl>
     
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    **** off you cockheaded **** splash.
     
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    ****, because Southerners treat the word with a real reverence, it's use brings a gasp, and many consider it to be beyond the pale.

    What's the difference between **** and twat? Never got it, so I enjoy using it for that reason alone.
     
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  5. AKCJ

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    The use of the word "git" would have resulted in your ears being clipped in our house when I was growing up.
     
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    **** is unbeatable for its versatility. Just look at the many examples of how the word can be used.


    1. Greetings........."How the **** are ya?"

    2. Fraud..............."I got ****ed by the car dealer."

    3. Resignation......."Oh, **** it!"

    4. Trouble............."I guess I'm ****ed now."

    5. Aggression........."**** you!"

    6. Disgust................"**** me."

    7. Confusion............." What the ****....?"

    8. Displeasure............"****ing **** man..."

    9. Lost........................"Where the **** are we?"

    10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"

    11.Retaliation............."Up your ****ing ass!"

    12. Apathy................."Who really gives a ****?"

    13. Suspicion............."Who the **** are you?"

    14. Directions.............."**** off."

    It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!"

    It can be used to tell time......."It's four ****ing twenty!"

    It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a ****ing asshole."
     
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  7. Stan

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    We go and watch non-league football and the language from the terraces is hilarious and pretty vulgar (worse than PL football fans).

    There were a couple of good ones at the weekend.

    The opposition goalie was a ginger lad and he was wearing an orange kit so the fans behind the goal started shouting stuff like "you're a ****ing pumpkin you ****".

    One also yelled at the right back "you're a penis".

    "Penis" is an underused word at the football. "Prick" and "cock" are more common so it was nice to hear the use of the word "penis".
     
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    Quimface or Twatfish or Knob-gobbler ....currently
     
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    ****er

    I like ****er...everyone can be a ****a, my son, my ex's, my mates, my cat, my brothers, you.....everyone
     
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    Wanting sex............'Want to ****?'


    One of my favourite uses
     
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  11. Stan

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    I like to use the word "****" but think it needs to be preceded by the word "utter" for full effect.

    "You're a ****."

    "You're an utter ****."

    The second one is definitely more powerful.

    "He was being a ****."

    "He was being an utter ****."

    You see what I mean?
     
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    Total **** is more superlative
     
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    Knob jockey is a good one
     
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    It being preceded with Stupid and ****ing is a powerful combo.
     
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    I get you, would 'absolute' or 'Propa' work aswell?


    I like 'Propa'
     
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    I taught my daughters that "flamingo" was the f word and not to say it.
     
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  17. Stan

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    My niece calls her grandad "Cock".
     
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    So you’ll never hear them say ‘look at all those ****ing flamingos’?
     
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  20. I was about to make exactly the same post, Bruv!

    How coincidental is that, you old ****er!

    I like the "w" word, because everyone really is a ****er!

    There are, of course, differing classes of ****er - from close mates, to true, dyed-in-the-wool, out-and-out ****ers (like Skiddy, for example) - so it's one of those words where the tone of voice and delivery are very important.
     
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