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  1. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    RING RING RING RING

    Morning Ken Bates speaking how may i help ?
    Sheik Milk Here and i want to buy Leeds Utd. can you tell me how much you value E.R. ?
    Approx 20 Million but its not mine to sell.
    And how much do you value T.A. ?
    Approx 10 Million but its not mine to sell.
    And how many players do you have on your books ?
    Approx.30 but all the good ones have left or leaving.
    And how much of all the dosh that you received for all these players do you have left ?
    All of it in my Monaco Account.
    And how many season tickets have you sold for next season and how much of that do you have left ?
    Approx 15,000 tickets sold and all the money is safe in my Monaco bank account.
    So how much money does Leeds Utd. actually have for new players ?
    Nothing.
    So you have no stadium, no training facilities,and no first team worth talking about.and no dosh.?
    Thats right! we pay 1.7 Million a season to rent them,
    and how much do you want for that load of old tosh Mr.Bates.
    80 MILLION POUNDS,

    ROTFLMFAO

    **** ME NO WONDER Mr. Berylson pulled out and bought a real club <laugh>
     
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  2. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    I wouldnt give you two ****ing bob <laugh>
     
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  3. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    That's two bob more than they're worth Mick <laugh>
     
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