Plays Andrew Lloyd Webber on the Google nest every time she's in the kitchen. She's ten ****ing years younger than me, not older for **** sake. Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Not much tbh mines alright most of the time. It annoys me she don't argue back sometimes. She just waits it out til I realise I'm a bit of a **** which is a ****ty thing to do really the fukin evil bitch
Saturday night Schlem Always great value, dog house on a Sunday morning is seemingly standard for the poor lad. I proper couldn’t be arsed with the drama me, I’d rather live on my Jack.
Watch Schlem start asking @luvgonzo about camper vans, so that he can **** off 5 miles up the road and do just that.
My last bird before this one was a nightmare in comparison, I honestly couldn't put up with that **** now having been with a mentally stable person
1st time I done that to a bird (by accident) I was more shocked it felt no diff to the other hole. Went straight in like a dream. And she even pretended to be all shocked like "aahhhh".... "Yeh my arse love" I thought. no pun intended.