Nothing in my life could quite prepare me for the hideous sight of seeing that little creature on the train at 5am.
because there is nobody else in the shop when he arrives … this seems important to him for some reason
I think someone is pulling my chain here. I reckon Elfs is an executive for a charity, not a cashier in an actual charity shop. There's nowt wrong with working in retail, yet why the hell would he travel into London at 5am if he only checks the stock and mans the till. Very odd.
He likes to check the overnight donations in the Under 9’s section when he gets in, for anything that fits him.
B@llocks to that. Been working down little beeding past Gatwick for the last 6 months Getting up at 5.30 , if I had to do it all the time I'd sell up move down the coast and be mortgage free
I used to get up at 4:15, and tried to combine it with normal family hours in the evening. Long story, but it made me unwell, I had a month off work, and make sure I get enough sleep now. You really do need your sleep.