Prediction League Your opinion of Derail

I worry you will be disappointed after watching and experiencing the atmosphere of all the classics you have watched this season on your travels

 

I hope I do not go into a panic attack and discover I am claustrophobic.

Unfortunately @Clb74 will not be around to hold my hand.

 

So A witty and amusing contributor is the winner.

 

Yes. Royston will be handing you a very small trophy in the near future, which you are to leave in the club shop on the offchance small children wish to be photographed with it.

 

Why does anyone want to work?

 

That is having to work.

 

I used to have trouble sleeping but found a pm exchange with @Clb74 enabled me to get a solid 8 hours in.

 

Mr van Gerwen, please note my serious posts today.

 

What serious posts? … All we get is this cr@p about quotes!

 

By my standards they are serious.

What are you up to this weekend? Anything nice?

 

This is a football forum... not a Court of Law!.... we don't need everything backed up by quotes.

Dog walking and gardening.... may also have to go to the garden centre in Swanley for a friend.

 

Football forum? I have been getting it wrong all these years.

Your weekend sounds better than mine, plenty of ironing and domestic chores before my beloved comes back next week.

Perhaps I'll get the number of Kojak's cleaner.

 

Really? I was told that 'Reams Twin' had a cr@p cleaner and you only had to look at the state of his suits and shirts as proof?.... was I wrong?

I was also told he used a cheap illegal foreign import who he paid in peanuts?

 

You can tell it's summer can't you.

This is always the worst part of the closed season.
All the important Club staff are on holiday (well deserved this year) and there is nothing but a scattering of unsubstantiated rumours to do the rounds.

The end of June is when things should start happening. But we've a few quiet weeks ahead of us until then.

 

I’m under massive pressure to ban @baraettmattesvensson now.

Brexit is a picnic in comparison.

 

Mr ban Gerwen has been calling me some nasty names recently, all uncalled for, fortunately brb is aware and is monitoring things closely.

@Royston Vasey a new day, A stands for....

 

"Witty and amusing contributor" is the most popular one.

 

We had a democratic referéndum on here and the result was that Elfs is a 'witty and amusing contributor'., and unlike some referéndums even those of us living abroad were allowed to vote. respect the democratic will of the people