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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  2. Easter Road 1980

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    He's gonna have a BBC up his ass soon
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Donald Trunp gonna go prison coz he a bad man and a threat to domocrassy he wants lockin up an Jo Barden gone get 4 more years coz he not a bad man he onest an brayve
     
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  5. DMD

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    As many places around the world vote out the wokists, Britain looks on track to vote one in, although he is already flip-flopping to try to look less woke, but he struggles to ride one horse, never mind two.

    He's gaining more because the tories are abjectly ****e rather than him being of much use, but if he's not careful, the rent-a-mob crowd could make his tenure very short as he'll either need to tackle them or back them and both options clearly have huge risks.

    A woke Labour trying to compete with the rest of the changing world is going to be an interesting prospect.
     
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  6. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Gammon Slayer

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    Not true. We were told the benefits would be from day one. Growth is only at its current level because we are trying to catch up to where we were - the bounce of a dead cat. Like taking a 5 minute break during a marathon and then sprinting for 20 seconds - we'll need another rest too.

    The only one who warned us we'd experience devastation was Patrick Minford, the Brexiteer economist who reckons we dont need a manufacturing base. He said we should prepare to close down all car manufacturing in the country. The Gammon media and talking heads were mortified and tried to shut him up. Also, Sarah Woolston, originally a Brexiteer MP who flipped to Remain 2 weeks before the vote warned us that Leave had no workable plans for farming, fisheries or the NI border - all forecasts have proved to be 100% correct.
     
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  7. Toby

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    I'm loving my new pet unicorn though.
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Most of us voted for less Romanians & to not send billions of pounds for German beurocrats to spend on rainbow dildos & Muslims.

    Also to permanently upset the fag Europhiles.

    Job done
     
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  10. Archers Road

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    It’ll be hard for a country held back by deluded Brexit voting right wing retards, to enter the 21st Century. But education will help, which is why the Tories don’t want your children or grandchildren to get educated, in case they stop voting for them. Might be too late though. Definitely too late for you.
     
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    Just described Dame Beer Korma's new Labour Party <laugh>

    You keep believing ****wit.
     
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    I love the way the pompous old fart thinks his 'insults' do anything beyond confirming that the ****wits have no credible argument. <laugh>
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

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    His "statue best friends" have more credibility :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    The sooner those ghastly white English people die out the better .

    Don't marry Don 't eproduce import Muslims & GDP go up
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Just had a pint & a chocolate brownie in a Suffolk Wetherspoons 90% jovial white English people no wonder lefties hate spoons.

    It's a time warp where we had a pub culture of like minded people.
    Kids munching Western food & interaction.

    They want us hating ourselves
     
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    Thundercunt Harris won the 2.40 at Newmarket. Needless to say, I made a packet on it.

    See ya.
     
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    I had needless divorce E/W @ 14;20 Newmarket
     
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    Did you put a pound on it, as per usual?
     
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