Rival watch

Adama Traore is the best **** player that I've ever seen.
He's strong, powerful, quick, has amazing acceleration, great technique and a good touch.
His decision making, passing and finishing are absolutely appalling, though.

I suspect that he has potential in there somewhere, but it's no coincidence that he's getting relegated twice on the trot.
A good coach might be able to turn him into a real weapon, but he's close to useless at the moment.

 

Saucer of milk for Roo.

 

Best sentence ever !

 

Newcastle promoted back to the PL at first time of asking after a 4-1 drubbing of PNE. DeAndre Yedlin and his dodgy highlights will now get more TV exposure, it would seem.

More importantly, any chance we could give them Sissoko back? The joke is well and truly over and was hardly funny in the first place.

 

Terrible decision. Whoever wanted Sissoko/signed off on that transfer deserves to be shot. I would go as far as to say even Loldado was a better signing. At least he tried and was sort of a cult hero.

 

Loldado?My lord! Did Soldado have a twin? Did Loldado also hit the crossbar while standing under it?

 

COYS

please log in to view this image

 

Saints have an advantage tonight, given they haven't played for over a week (and Chelsea were chasing shadows for most of Saturday ). Am I clutching at straws? Probably.

 

Quite possibly... though we haven't beaten a top 6 team in the league yet this season

 

Now would be a good time to start, then!

 

Well it is quite unlike us! Normally claim a couple of scalps per season, so fingers crossed.

 

"You think darkness is your ally. You've merely adapted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was a man and by then it was only blinding."

 

Not sure bringing up Bale is a good way of asking for a favour from the Saints.

 

Magpies boss Rafael Benitez told a radio station in his native Spain that "in England they value their professionals much more" which is why he works in the country. (Onda Cero via Marca)


Is that right?

Well, just wait until next season, when NUFC are back in the Prem. The fat waiter-cum-Go-Compare-opera-twat-look-a-like might well change his opinion!

 

I could be wrong, but I suspect that Bale might be selling something there, you know?
Maybe I'm just being cynical...

 

A draw will be just fine and would be gratefully received.

 

Moyes is very much like Strachan with his sarcasm but for some reason people always try to take him at face value. His comment to that female reporter was ridiculous though.

 

He's not smart enough to be sarcastic though.
Better to be straightforward and honest - which he's very good at.

 

Where I live we have just had a snow storm and now hailstones I hope they don't get that in the chavs game tonight .just imagine if moses feels hailstones on his back how many penalties he will get the diving c*nt .