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He. Was. A. Spy.

 

You didn't read the article, did you?

 

Twice ffs

 

I have no idea why loony Labour bother leafleting in Hull as the Muppets would vote Labour even if the name next to the box was Adolf Hitler.

The latest offering is about “Labour’s Missions”

GET BRITAIN BUILDING AGAIN
Kick-start growth and create skilled jobs by building the infrastructure we need for the future.

Nice and bland, with no specific descriptions of infrastructure. How are they going to do it? Who is going to do the jobs given that we have almost full employment but millions of slackers on fake sick benefits? The only growth will be in the length of Dame Kelly Stormer’s nose.

SWITCH ON GREAT BRITISH ENERGY
Cut energy bills for good and create 500,000 high paid jobs with a new publicly owned clean energy company.

Ed Miliband’s Great White Elephant. The most recent analysis shows that it is ‘infeasible’ to achieve Net Zero by 2030 as decarbonising the UK power grid would cost £116bn. Doing it by 2035 (the current target) would cost £104bn. Since that money does not exist, how are energy bills going to be cut? This is just smoke and mirrors: cut bills, put up taxes. Are the 500,000 jobs also part of the ‘infrastructure’ in the first Mission? It is all physically impossible anyway, so this really is just bare-faced lying. Who is paying the wages of these 500,000 State energy company employees?

GET THE NHS BACK ON ITS FEET
Cut waiting times by paying NHS staff to deliver two million more appointments on evenings and weekends.

The Communist Health Service is finished and only terminally deluded Muppets who still believe the myth of “are NHS” will be riding this white elephant. Communist Bevan doomed it to failure by ignoring Beveridge’s funding model, destroying a successful Welsh health model as he went.

TAKE BACK OUR STREETS
13,000 extra police and PCSOs on the street and guaranteed town centre patrols to tackle gangs, drug dealers and antisocial behaviour.

So just where are these 13,000 new jobs going to appear from like magic? How is this going to work when they discover that most of the criminals being targeted reside in Labour ghettos and they are not white privileged non-Labour voters? Yet more people on the public sector pay roll with no mention of who is paying their wages.

BREAK DOWN BARRIERS TO OPPORTUNITY
Breakfast clubs in every primary school, 6,500 new specialist teachers and Technical Excellence Colleges for top class training and apprenticeships.

Another 6,500 new jobs and presumably the TECs will be training for jobs putting up more wind turbines for Great British Energy, another State-owned pit into which taxpayers’ money will be shovelled to give the illusion that energy bills are falling. Yet more people on the public sector pay roll with no mention of who is paying their wages.

EVERYTHING IS FULLY FUNDED
So there will be no repeat of the Conservatives economic chaos of the last few years.

They saved the last piece of utter bullsh*t until last. They cannot fund all of this b*ll*cks by taxing non-doms (record numbers of whom have already left in the last eighteen months, so the estimates are already way out) and charging VAT on private schools (lots of private schools will collapse as they make little profit, so more pupils for State schools). Rachel Reeves has refused to tell any interviewer in the last two years how she is going to make the numbers add up for this fantasy. I suspect that there will be a raid on pension funds and pension fund managers will be forced to invest their customers’ pension money into crackpot Labour plans rather than, as they currently do, invest most of it overseas. Pension funds currently invest just 6% of their assets in British equities, down 89% in 25 years. Labour plans capital controls by any other name – and look how successful that was in the 1970s.

 

Fascinating. Thanks for posting.

 

Isn't the "full employment... millions of slackers" a contradiction ?

 

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Derp.

 

Goodbye, do pop back when you are not high on drugs

 

His future looks as desolate as the cabinet behind him.

What a gormless prize ****.

 

A ‘contradiction’ about which you can expect Labour to do absolutely nothing. They will be mostly Labour voters, worshipping the religion of the NHS that will sign them off on the sick for ailments that used to be just part of everyday life.