Reverse psychology mate, bunch of nice flowers and a vase or pick one item and say that looks nice, but you'll have to sound sincere. Failing that buy a rabbit and let it run around the room Soz I'm not helping.
Set fire to the house mate, pay the fire brigade to say it was cluttered easter **** that spread the fire claim on the insurance and move to house far far away from any shops that sell that ****.
One hell of a drive down ... ****ing snow through Wales!! Just having a well earned glass of vino before hitting the sack ...
Just waiting for a train to porto now. Weathers been **** in lisbon. More of the same in porto too according to the weather forecast
'mazin pics from that Spiral tower the other day cba to find the pics and like them but still awesome all the same.