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    I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

    She said 'thanks for the Baghdad !'........
     
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    We all must do our bit for the planet.

    At Tesco car park I just unplugged a row of electric cars, that no one was using!
     
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    A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.

    So he gave her one.....
     
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    Another week’s work and l’ve given 100% again, dam l’m good!

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    I often have a boner like a banana, if that counts?

    (Should I also be concerned that it’s yellow?)
     
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    I can hear the banjos playing now…..

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    A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees:

    "I don't want to know." The child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

    Confused, the father asks. “What's wrong?”

    "Oh, dad." The boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa' speech. At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that adults don't really f**k, I'll have nothing left to live for."
     
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    The fox I planted last year is coming along nicely.
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